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[Kelda]

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many
books on the subject and finally after getting all the
necessary "tools" together, she made for the
nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy
footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the
ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
 
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
 
Startled, the blond moved further down the ice,
poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet
another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice
bellowed,
 
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
 
The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the
opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried
again to cut her hole. The voice came more.
 
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

She stopped, looked skyward and said, " Is that you
Lord?" The voice replied,

"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."

[Talan]

I see you've met my ex girlfriend.

[Kelda]

...just makes me glad I'm a redhead! I like ice fishing... so, I'm glad I can find a lake, when I want one!

[Talan]

Let's put it this way, my ex was such a stereotype blonde that I've only dated Brunettes and Redheads ever since...and I broke up with her 7 years ago.

[Kelda]

Glad to hear you got the "blonde thing" out of the way. Now you've just got to watch out for the eye-batting gigglers!

[Fisty]

Fisty's rule date redheads marry Blonds

[Whisper]

I don't understand this joke .....
Why wouldn't there be fish under that ice

Tee Hee

[Kelda]

You are batting your eyelashes while you're tee heeing, aren't you Whisper?

Just kidding... I've found that most blonde rennies aren't the  "typical" blondes the jokes are made of.

[Whisper]

Kelda : You are batting your eyelashes while you're tee heeing, aren't you Whisper?  

Me ?? Bat my eyes

ALWAYS ! ! ! ! !

And BTW I am not longer blond, I have gone to what I think in my natural color ,,,,,,, (been blond for so many years, I am not sure what that even is) but maybe blond again by Ren Season ....
Being female I do have the right to chnange my mind :-D