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The Horth
« on: Dec 27, 01, 09:07:14 pm CST »

The Horth
A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he sending a friend over to look at a horse.

The buddy says,"how will I recognize him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment".
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

"A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth. can I see her mouf"
The rancher is gettin pretty pissed off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
Totally pissed at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and jams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's you-know-what, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit.
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 28, 01, 10:58:48 am CST »

Thanks again for a good laugh!

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« Reply #2 on: Dec 29, 01, 10:17:13 am CST »

::Roaring Laughter::

That was awesome!  LOL Thanks for the great laugh!

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« Reply #3 on: Dec 29, 01, 02:29:29 pm CST »

thats a goodun
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