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Kelda

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Hallmark cards you won't see
« on: Jan 01, 02, 02:02:30 am CST »

Okay... I've seen this several times, but not here, so, I thought I'd post it...

 
Things You Won't See On Hallmark Cards:
 
OUTSIDE:  As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am ...
INSIDE:  That you're not here to ruin it for me.
 
OUTSIDE:  If I get only one thing for Christmas ...
INSIDE:  I hope it's your sister.
 
OUTSIDE:  I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
INSIDE:  After having met you, I've changed my mind.
 
OUTSIDE:  I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
INSIDE:  I never believed in hell until I met you.
 
OUTSIDE:  Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder ...
INSIDE:  What the hell was I thinking?
 
OUTSIDE:  I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well-respected
INSIDE:  And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly.
 
OUTSIDE:  Sex with you is like using drugs .
INSIDE:  Lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it.
 
OUTSIDE:  When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
INSIDE:  Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
 
OUTSIDE:  The holidays are a great time to be with family.
INSIDE:  Of course, your family won't be with you since I'm taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard!
 
OUTSIDE:  I'm so miserable without you...
INSIDE:  It's almost like you're here.
 
OUTSIDE:  Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
INSIDE:  Did you ever find out who the father was?
 
OUTSIDE:  If you ever need a friend .
INSIDE:  Buy a dog.
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 02, 02, 07:48:45 am CST »

OUTSIDE: Every day I think about you..
INSIDE: Roasting on a spit in Hell !

Hallmark doesn't make it, but I've seen it, it's my favorite !

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« Reply #2 on: Jan 02, 02, 01:51:34 pm CST »

Hell most of those i would send to my ex wife
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 02, 02, 10:45:59 pm CST »

Ditto fisty, except to the kender's sperm donor...  Who, btw, hasn't sent the child support yet and is yelling for her to visit.  At least he's in Utah and I'm not.  :)
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 03, 02, 05:22:12 am CST »

Good one, Kate! I like it!  ...but then, I like Utah, too! *LOL*
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 08, 02, 09:24:43 pm CST »

Quote
OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas ...
INSIDE: I hope it's your sister.


It's a card only a Rogue,  like me, could love...HEHEHEHE


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