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Guys: Does tit size matter again!

Oh HELL YEAH!! Give me Double E's
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Yes, but I like D's better
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No as long as she is good natrued
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No as long as she is good looking
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« on: Jun 01, 02, 11:09:27 pm CDT »

Guys do yoy like a woman with big tits?
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 03, 02, 01:31:53 pm CDT »

again... tho' I like them big... I'd rather them small and real than big and fake...
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 03, 02, 09:17:26 pm CDT »

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             again... tho' I like them big... I'd rather them small and real than big and fake...




DAMN! I forgot to put that one there!
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 01, 02, 10:54:23 pm CDT »

Confucious said, "More than a handfull's wasted."
 
 Of course, how much did he know about the tender Gender?

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« Reply #4 on: Jul 09, 02, 06:54:26 am CDT »

Gimme gimme...big or small round or pear shaped....just gimme!  course if you can toos em over yoour shoulder....the deal's off, no matter HOW much beer's involved::d7::
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 09, 02, 09:54:15 am CDT »

Mornin' Lads,

Jesus, I went out with a girl from Scranton who I swear went concave if she was horizontal.

I'll take 'em any way-any day.


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« Reply #6 on: Jul 15, 02, 10:25:22 pm CDT »

I've tested the freshness of melons,
With the Lust of the worst kind of Felons!
From small Double A's
To Gazoombas fer days!
To pick out a favorite? No tellin'.
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 16, 02, 07:02:35 am CDT »

It's quality over quantity for me.

To clarify, I don't care what size they are, save that they are reasonably attractive, and belong to a wonderful woman (or saucy wench ;)).

By the way, the "over the shoulder" thing wouldn't do much for me either, and the concave thing sounds as humorous as it does bizarre. Inverted nipples are also a bit unsettling.

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« Reply #8 on: Jul 16, 02, 08:18:52 am CDT »

Mornin' Lads,


Brother V- oh yeah, the concave thing is funny NOW, but back THEN when I saw it happen......':O'

It's those special moments that force you to ponder if you've drunk too much or too little!!!!!


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« Reply #9 on: Jul 16, 02, 05:18:30 pm CDT »

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Still thinking we need a nip size debate,


Two words: Pencil Erasers

We can take it from there...

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« Reply #10 on: Apr 11, 03, 11:13:16 pm CDT »

I actually prefer them small. (i.e. B or C) But if the woman is larger all over, I would prefer the breasts be in proportion.
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« Reply #11 on: Apr 11, 03, 11:17:52 pm CDT »

Ok this is from my rouge........aka The Jackass

"they must be evenly proportioned, what are you honey?  Yeah that is a good size!!!!  Good proportion...."

I love my Jackass!!!!

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« Reply #12 on: Apr 12, 03, 07:50:06 am CDT »

As long as the bust is bigger than the waist ... its all good
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« Reply #13 on: Apr 14, 03, 08:53:38 pm CDT »

What's the saying: 'an old thread makes a good yarn'...

'right, there's always two ends on a book, two sides to a coin, two twins in a couple of twins, and the "tai-chi-yu" (spelling? means yin and yang).

A dog will gnaw on a bone, meat or not...OK that was a little phallic, but you get the gist.

As a youth I thought the measurements measured the measure of a woman. Now, as a highly experienced knave, letch, and pervert, I can attest that chest size matters little. And unless you're an hopeless boob-boy, the illustration which follows should provide relative information to prove so, so:

Big Boobs:

     Sexy: Dolly Pardon; the Isis statue in the Tut Exhibit circa 1978;

I know what you're thinking, "Dolly=clichet" but the lady could sing, had a charming personality, and was all the boob rage in Ireland in the 70's, plus she never gave up the nipples for the lads. 70's Yank big-breasted women... reminds me of Linda Carter- Wonder Woman- 'Wonder if they were fake'...still sexy Good vs. Evil and all- Suprisingly very popular in Ireland--anti-Catholic in theory, Very Pagan in Practice...And speaking of Pagan, look at the glorious golden globes of the goddess....

     Repulsive: That Morgana chick who runs on baseball fields; Any    
     woman who calls herself a "Diva" on daytime TV, Springer, etc.

Ohio without Cleaveland is still Ohio. Us men are not as ign'ant as  commonly believed.  The hypnotism of cleavage lasts only as long as the casm. If the visage and character of the female in question are dependant upon the utters, we recognise it-- some, deny it for a brief time (I'm talking to the boob-boys ) but in the end, the chest isn't a licence to walk all over us...

Small Boobs :

     Sexy: Dolores O'Riordan, Hillary Swank

I only use these two as an example because I've had the pleasure of meeting both. Hillary is as attractive and sexy as can be, eager to converse, pleasant, informed...but to the dis of all..married.  Dolores, was a bit more stand-offish (unlike her extended family). But AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS. Boobs Schmoobs!

     Repulsive: The Rivers' Mother/Daughter Team, The crack whores
     across from my building.

Actually there is noting wrong with their small breasts, it's what the breasts are attached to that have a problem...


So it all comes down to the matter of character. I agree that on a base level, the puffy may stand out, but as they say in DC, Parliament, Dublin, and on The Good Ship El Pollo Diablo : "The eyes have it."


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« Reply #14 on: Apr 17, 03, 11:29:37 am CDT »

I like them HUGE!  :o My lady's is 40JJ. :o  She can always smack my face with them. :D
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« Reply #15 on: Apr 20, 03, 02:46:24 am CDT »

boobs is boobs.... big, small, pert, floppy, humongous, or teeny.... so long as they're attached to a willing, legal (over the age of consent) wench
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« Reply #16 on: Apr 20, 03, 12:08:34 pm CDT »

Quote from: "Draco"
boobs is boobs.... big, small, pert, floppy, humongous, or teeny.... so long as they're attached to a willing, legal (over the age of consent) wench



I have to go along with Draco on this one. (.)(.) :o
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« Reply #17 on: Apr 20, 03, 06:57:48 pm CDT »

I don't know about that floppy part. Are we talking sagging down, nipple on the bottom? I don't think I could go for that.
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« Reply #18 on: Apr 20, 03, 08:41:32 pm CDT »

ok not the saggy tea bags.
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« Reply #19 on: Apr 20, 03, 11:23:03 pm CDT »

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ok not the saggy tea bags.


If you're only finding out they're "saggy tea bags" when you've already wooed her, won her, and gotten her hot and bothered and ready.... if you DON'T keep going you're not only really shallow and don't deserve to be there in the first place, but you're risking your OWN droopy bag if you stop... remember what was attributed to Shakespeare about a "woman scorned" ::stab:: ....  'nuff sed
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