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JohnBroadfoot

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Revised Ode to Wenches
« on: Jul 10, 02, 11:49:39 am CDT »

I know of some Women who wear funny clothes
They have names like Keltik, Raven, Brandie, Bonnie, Melissa, and Rose
Their smiles are a-beaming
There are none fairer
Than the charms of a Lundegaard Wench Guild pin bearer
Wubbies and Fiendings and Grape Dives, OH MY
The mundanes all stare as they saunter by
Eat cake mere mortals
These are MY friends
Toast the Mad Puffin
He's started a trend
Privateers, Rogues, Assasins and Mercs
These Rennies enjoy most excellent perks
Those dressed in bodices...a little revealing
Yet the minds and the attitudes are most appealing
We sing standing on tables at all the pub sings
We schnuggle their cleavage and schmooch on their rings
We Fiend on their necks, tag them with roses and things
But the value of Wenches includes other things
And though they may tease or snicker or taunt, they're the best friends
That I'd ever want
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 10, 02, 12:07:41 pm CDT »

Well said, John!!! I love your odes to us wenches!!
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 10, 02, 10:04:41 pm CDT »

Well spoke, Master Wordsmith!
There's nothing in the world like a good Wench!

Of course, a bad wench can be even better!

Huzzah for wenches and words!
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 11, 02, 07:59:24 am CDT »

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Originally posted by Amergin

Of course, a bad wench can be even better!


Amergin,

Give me 23 days & you'll see how bad this wench can be ::rofl::

I can almost taste that flagon of wine now after you've been tagged by moi ;)

Wenchfully yours,
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 14, 02, 08:04:27 pm CDT »

Bad wench, good wench, bad witch, good witch, its all the same and just a name, its the proving that makes the difference...excellent ode.
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 14, 02, 11:07:56 pm CDT »

They say, "The Proof is in the Pudding."

I have to agree. Last time I Pudd-ed a Wench, it was readily apparent whether she was a good wench or a bad wench. Ahhhhh, and she was SUCH a Wench...

For Memories...Wenches...Memories of Wenches...
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 15, 02, 12:12:11 pm CDT »

Amergin,

Obviously by your reply, the last wench you *pudd-ed* proved to be the epitomy of wenchdom...she must have been good and bad, which is the true testament to a grand wench...
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 15, 02, 10:08:28 pm CDT »

JB--

As always, you make me laugh.  And you KNOW what I always say about rogues who make me laugh!  ;)
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