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Magnus

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The owl and the bungee cord
« on: Aug 01, 02, 03:47:13 pm CDT »

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?
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« Reply #1 on: Aug 02, 02, 06:55:49 am CDT »

If you've used the bungee cord correctly you'll have a dead owl pretty quickly.

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« Reply #2 on: Aug 02, 02, 09:02:43 am CDT »

Hmmmmm........



Hey,

Could it be WOODSIE SLINGSHOT???

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« Reply #3 on: Aug 02, 02, 03:58:39 pm CDT »

one fell swoop
i  dont give a hoot
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 14, 02, 06:04:00 pm CDT »

The answer is "My Ass" or "Betty's ass".
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Replying to Topic 'The owl and the bungee cord'
« Reply #5 on: Aug 14, 02, 11:24:37 pm CDT »

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             What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?





A pretty damn cool slingshot!!!::rofl::
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