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« on: Aug 13, 02, 04:44:58 pm CDT »

Two mothers and two daughters went fishing off the pier one day. Since this was not their day, they only caught three fish total, but they each took one home with them.
 
Have fun figuring this out.
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« Reply #1 on: Aug 13, 02, 05:18:40 pm CDT »

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             Two mothers and two daughters went fishing off the pier one day. Since this was not their day, they only caught three fish total, but they each took one home with them.
 
Have fun figuring this out.



One of the mothers is also one of the daughters. Grandma, mom, and daughter went out fishing.
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 14, 02, 01:08:54 am CDT »

:(  Oh well.

Yes Magnus you are right. I wish I could get someone I used to play D&D with to post some riddles for everyone. He would come up with riddles that would have to be solved before a game would start, as he was the DM. A lot of times, the group would spend the entire time we had for playing D&D trying to solve the riddle, not even getting to play.
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 14, 02, 05:48:28 pm CDT »

Here's one for you, darlin'.

Two women apply for jobs. They look exactly alike. On their applications they list the same last name, address, and phone number.They were born to the same parents on the same day, month, and year. Everything is identical. The receptionist said "You must be twins." The women say no. How can this be?
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 14, 02, 06:03:12 pm CDT »

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             Here's one for you, darlin'.

Two women apply for jobs. They look exactly alike. On their applications they list the same last name, address, and phone number.They were born to the same parents on the same day, month, and year. Everything is identical. The receptionist said "You must be twins." The women say no. How can this be?


They're clones.
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« Reply #5 on: Aug 14, 02, 06:08:15 pm CDT »

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             Here's one for you, darlin'.

Two women apply for jobs. They look exactly alike. On their applications they list the same last name, address, and phone number.They were born to the same parents on the same day, month, and year. Everything is identical. The receptionist said "You must be twins." The women say no. How can this be?


They're clones.



Not hardly. This one is even easier than the first one and the first was very easy.
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« Reply #6 on: Aug 14, 02, 09:42:37 pm CDT »

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             Here's one for you, darlin'.

Two women apply for jobs. They look exactly alike. On their applications they list the same last name, address, and phone number.They were born to the same parents on the same day, month, and year. Everything is identical. The receptionist said "You must be twins." The women say no. How can this be?


They're clones.


That's what I first thought.

Either that or, the same person applied for the job twice.
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« Reply #7 on: Aug 14, 02, 09:46:51 pm CDT »

The Receptionist is Drunk and seeing double
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« Reply #8 on: Aug 14, 02, 09:48:45 pm CDT »

This ain't that hard. It's very easy.
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« Reply #9 on: Aug 14, 02, 10:18:07 pm CDT »

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             Here's one for you, darlin'.

Two women apply for jobs. They look exactly alike. On their applications they list the same last name, address, and phone number.They were born to the same parents on the same day, month, and year. Everything is identical. The receptionist said "You must be twins." The women say no. How can this be?



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« Reply #10 on: Aug 14, 02, 10:19:50 pm CDT »

Here's a clue. The answer (so to speak) is in my response to the riddle in the first post of this thread.
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« Reply #11 on: Aug 15, 02, 08:08:05 am CDT »

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             Here's one for you, darlin'.

Two women apply for jobs. They look exactly alike. On their applications they list the same last name, address, and phone number.They were born to the same parents on the same day, month, and year. Everything is identical. The receptionist said "You must be twins." The women say no. How can this be?


2 of triplets (or more)?
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« Reply #12 on: Aug 15, 02, 11:12:31 am CDT »

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             Here's one for you, darlin'.

Two women apply for jobs. They look exactly alike. On their applications they list the same last name, address, and phone number.They were born to the same parents on the same day, month, and year. Everything is identical. The receptionist said "You must be twins." The women say no. How can this be?


2 of triplets (or more)?



That's the answer.
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« Reply #13 on: Aug 15, 02, 01:30:47 pm CDT »

what do I win? Huh? I want my prize! Is it a kewpie doll or a chocolate-covered banana?
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« Reply #14 on: Aug 18, 02, 10:57:04 pm CDT »

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             Here's one for you, darlin'.

Two women apply for jobs. They look exactly alike. On their applications they list the same last name, address, and phone number.They were born to the same parents on the same day, month, and year. Everything is identical. The receptionist said "You must be twins." The women say no. How can this be?


This one's easy.  They're two of a set of identical triplets (or identical higher # multiple birth above twins).

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« Reply #15 on: Aug 20, 02, 02:50:23 pm CDT »

Triplets

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