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More riddles about DEATH
« on: Aug 22, 02, 11:09:12 am CDT »

Another of the question ones:

(If you already know this one, please keep quiet except to give very vague hints;)  )



Two men are lying dead in a cabin in the woods.

What happened?


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« Reply #1 on: Aug 22, 02, 11:14:08 am CDT »

That's easy!

They Died!!!!

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« Reply #2 on: Aug 22, 02, 11:16:01 am CDT »

If there are hookers, vasoline, bike handles, shackles and a large man named Milt then the answer is clear....


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« Reply #3 on: Aug 22, 02, 11:37:36 am CDT »

Silly Avhi. The real question is HOW did they die!

But for dear Preacher, um... I'm not sure if those others were there, but it really is irr-elephant to how they died.

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« Reply #4 on: Aug 22, 02, 11:43:47 am CDT »

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Originally posted by Saphyne

But for dear Preacher, um... I'm not sure if those others were there, but it really is irr-elephant to how they died.

::cwm5::


Well, with some of the weird things that I've seen working in law enforcement in the past, for me personally, some of the nastiest deaths have had hookers involved one way or the other.

So hookers will always be a part of my answers concerning death riddles...


Anyway, the word 'hookers' is always good for a laugh  ::cwm15::
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« Reply #5 on: Aug 22, 02, 02:55:51 pm CDT »

Did they go looking for the Blaire Witch?  LOL!
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« Reply #6 on: Aug 22, 02, 09:30:12 pm CDT »

I vaguely remember this one, but weren't the circumstances of the cabin part of the clue??? i.e.  doors and windows locked... etc.
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« Reply #7 on: Aug 23, 02, 09:46:37 am CDT »

Yes, the key is something about the cabin.
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 01, 02, 10:38:07 pm CDT »

They lost the key and starved to death.
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 03, 02, 02:17:19 pm CDT »

Oh, finally ot it... I think.  Is the cabin an airplane cabin, and the woods on a mountain, and their plane went splat into the mountain?
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 03, 02, 03:46:06 pm CDT »

Yep. Airplane cabin. Plain go smash. People die.

Good job!
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 09, 02, 06:33:08 pm CDT »

Oviously not from Red Neck Part of the Country,

I would of said they wen't deer hunting, and they forgot the beer.

Being Men its always someone else fault so they shot each for forgeting the beer:)


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