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ever have trouble explaining ren faiare??
« on: Nov 06, 02, 12:55:19 pm CST »

Ok, so this morning I'm going thru the site. and for the heckof it I pull up Tink's homesite.( BTW Tink, the 3rd class petty officer who runs my night shift is enthralled with you as a red head)
But I had trouble getting one individual to realize that a lot of us, are not trained actors, or that this is what we call fun. Same person didnt believe that a bodice would makes boobs that big. kept insisting that they where fake. ( tink again)

Anyone else have this occur?? I dont really want to say problem.... He is sort of stupid.
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 06, 02, 01:04:53 pm CST »

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             Ok, so this morning I'm going thru the site. and for the heckof it I pull up Tink's homesite.( BTW Tink, the 3rd class petty officer who runs my night shift is enthralled with you as a red head)
But I had trouble getting one individual to realize that a lot of us, are not trained actors, or that this is what we call fun. Same person didnt believe that a bodice would makes boobs that big. kept insisting that they where fake. ( tink again)

Anyone else have this occur?? I dont really want to say problem.... He is sort of stupid.



LMFAO!!!!!............First off, thanks Biker. Is the guy who is enthralled with me cute and single? ;)

As for the guy who thinks my boobs are fake....those pics are pre-reduction....when I was still a 36F.....I am known for the button I have always worn on my bodice that says "Silicone Free"...because that's what I have always been.

As for explaining ren faire....I just tell people it's a place where folks go to have fun, wear costumes, and speak with funny accents. Period. If they don't get it, I don't care. Don't have the time to explain or justify it to the ignorant.

Perhaps that guy's gene pool needs a filter....
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 06, 02, 02:06:52 pm CST »

Part of the Tao of Rennies is that it cannot be explained. If a person doesn't understand why a sword feels good in the hand, I can't imagine a way to tells them. If they don't know why anyone would want to wear lots of hot leather and hike around a dusty Faire all day, looking at clothing that went out of fashion 400 years ago, I can't say why.
     Of course, they're probably weirdos who ENJOY accounting. Some people hear the calling. Some don't. Their tough luck. I, personally, can't imagine how anyone who's seen Tink (or her site) could NOT have the hots for her. I thought she was so cute, I went out and got a busty redhead of my own!

If you can't explain it, try to drag them to a Faire, Force them into garb, and hook them up with some good mead. If they still don't get it, bury them; they're obviously dead.
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 06, 02, 02:21:22 pm CST »

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             Part of the Tao of Rennies is that it cannot be explained. If a person doesn't understand why a sword feels good in the hand, I can't imagine a way to tells them. If they don't know why anyone would want to wear lots of hot leather and hike around a dusty Faire all day, looking at clothing that went out of fashion 400 years ago, I can't say why.
     Of course, they're probably weirdos who ENJOY accounting. Some people hear the calling. Some don't. Their tough luck. I, personally, can't imagine how anyone who's seen Tink (or her site) could NOT have the hots for her. I thought she was so cute, I went out and got a busty redhead of my own!

If you can't explain it, try to drag them to a Faire, Force them into garb, and hook them up with some good mead. If they still don't get it, bury them; they're obviously dead.


Amergin, well aren't you sweet? Thanks honey. :)

Oh yeah...and yep everyone's got the hots for me...ya sure...that's why I try not to go out much...too many folks chasing me I get so winded running away. Nothing to do with me *not* being able to find a date or anything.....LMFAO!!!

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« Reply #4 on: Nov 06, 02, 03:00:01 pm CST »

well if you get winded tink,
why run so far so fast??   OYu might get that date you spoke of.:p

ANd the 3rd class, well he's a cowboy from Montana, tall lanky, reminds me of the buzzard from bugs bunny. ( I'm bringing home a baby bumblee bee).

I think rather I know Amergin is correct. Evryone who sees Tink gets the hots for her::p

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CLOTHES ARE OUT OF FASHION????????
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 06, 02, 03:35:30 pm CST »

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             well if you get winded tink,
why run so far so fast??   OYu might get that date you spoke of.:p

ANd the 3rd class, well he's a cowboy from Montana, tall lanky, reminds me of the buzzard from bugs bunny. ( I'm bringing home a baby bumblee bee).

I think rather I know Amergin is correct. Evryone who sees Tink gets the hots for her::p

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CLOTHES ARE OUT OF FASHION????????


Well.......I like the sound of the cowboy and the from Montana part.....I've always dreamed of owning a ranch there. However, the buzzard part leaves much to be desired. lol

Oh well....I guess staying home a lot is what I get for being so damn picky.
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 06, 02, 06:42:30 pm CST »

even though it sounds really corny tink,
Have fun with all the MR wrongs while looking for Mr. right.
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 07, 02, 10:04:49 am CST »

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            even though it sounds really corny tink,
Have fun with all the MR wrongs while looking for Mr. right.


LOL......Well Biker that's not corny, but honestly I'd rather do my own thing and go have fun with my friends than spend the time and energy on Mr Wrongs....

And as for Mr Right....(Oh how I hate that term...) I am sure I'll find him when the time is right. I am in NO rush.  :D
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 07, 02, 11:25:12 am CST »

They just don't know what they're missing Tink...
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 07, 02, 11:41:21 am CST »

Well John....I know at least one, not missing me 'cause he would rather play producer ;)
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 07, 02, 12:39:09 pm CST »

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             Well John....I know at least one, not missing me 'cause he would rather play producer ;)



Hey, better he play producer on his own than play reproducer on you!

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« Reply #11 on: Nov 07, 02, 01:00:04 pm CST »

What about Mr."RIGHT NOW"!?
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« Reply #12 on: Nov 07, 02, 01:10:24 pm CST »

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             Well John....I know at least one, not missing me 'cause he would rather play producer ;)



Hey, better he play producer on his own than play reproducer on you!

:O



LMFAO!!!!! Pam.............and how true.

Dmitri....I'd gladly take a Mr. Right now so long as he fits the following criteria:

Disease and baggage free, good looking, nice body, impeccable hygiene, enjoys satisfying a women (wink-wink) and is completely okay with me using him for sex.

Is that too much to ask? lol
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 07, 02, 01:12:45 pm CST »

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             Well John....I know at least one, not missing me 'cause he would rather play producer ;)




Playing producer?? is that like playing doctor??
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« Reply #14 on: Nov 07, 02, 01:28:18 pm CST »

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             Well John....I know at least one, not missing me 'cause he would rather play producer ;)




Playing producer?? is that like playing doctor??


In this case....no. lol

BTW...did ya tell that nimrod, my boobs aren't fake? lol
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« Reply #15 on: Nov 07, 02, 01:36:46 pm CST »

yes i did , and he doesnt believe it. he is a former marine as well. (grunt to boot)
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« Reply #16 on: Nov 07, 02, 01:39:16 pm CST »

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AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CLOTHES ARE OUT OF FASHION????????


Out of fashion!?!? Where!?!? Have they SEEN the little 'Peasant shirts' that have been selling by the millions in stores all over the place?

I point those out to the people who 'don't understand me' and say 'See??? All this time yer makin fun of me...when all this time I was a fashion trendsetter!!'

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             yes i did , and he doesnt believe it. he is a former marine as well. (grunt to boot)



Oh so he's a jar-head....that's the term, right? Or will moron be sufficient? lol
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« Reply #18 on: Nov 07, 02, 03:52:08 pm CST »

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             yes i did , and he doesnt believe it. he is a former marine as well. (grunt to boot)



Oh so he's a jar-head....that's the term, right? Or will moron be sufficient? lol


That would be the name: jarhead.
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« Reply #19 on: Nov 07, 02, 05:18:15 pm CST »

Tink "use them for sex"
himbo im not



REDHEAD!!!!!!
USE ME BABE!

what can i say everysuperhero has a weakness
mines redheads
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