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Worst thing a guy can say to a woman

"I'm sleeping with someone else"
- 0 (0%)
"I've got an STD"
- 7 (26.9%)
"You need a boob job"
- 0 (0%)
"Your ass is huge"
- 5 (19.2%)
"You smell funny down there"
- 3 (11.5%)
"I'm in love with you sister"
- 2 (7.7%)
Other
- 9 (34.6%)

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Worst thing a guy can say to a woman
« on: Nov 10, 02, 09:47:09 pm CST »

Ok ladies. Here\'s yours.
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 10, 02, 11:18:25 pm CST »

I voted for the smell thing.  Thankfully this has never been an issue for me, but I've heard guys talk about it and they're not too nice about it.  I'd hate to ever be the subject of such a discussion.  Anyways, I think men have that problem more than women anyway, our stuff is neatly tucked away and their stuff is all hanging all over the place just waiting to sweat.  

Okay, I've sucessfully grossed myself out, and I'm terribly sorry if I've grossed anyone else out.  :O
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 10, 02, 11:51:38 pm CST »

I've got to go with the STD comment.  Of course, I'm assuming this comment would be post-sex.  That would piss me off so bad, and make me worried at the same time.  Anyone who doesn't 'fess up to something like that before intimacy has got to be a huge asshole anyway.  I can deal with the rest.

"I'm sleeping with someone else"  My Response: That's nice, why don't you go over there now and not come back?
"You need a boob job"  My response: You're either blind or watch too many animes.
"your ass is huge"  My response: I know, but you are a huge ass.  Bugger off.
"You smell funny down there"  My response: Whatever.
"I'm in love with your sister"  (this one has happened) My response: I know; she's gorgeous and I'm not.  Bugger off you shallow, fickle, ass-hat

But some guy I was sleeping with told me he had an STD, I'd freak.  I mean throwing things (likely bladed), shrieking at top of voice, chasing him naked out into the street, locking the door, and throwing more thngs out the window at him mad.  That affects my body and no ones got the right to that.  The rest are just talk, this one has physical possibilites
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 11, 02, 08:31:59 am CST »

Gee usually "CUNT" is the worse thing you can say... That or I've shut women up before with "shut your hole"... Not sure why that one has such a negative response....
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 11, 02, 09:53:04 am CST »

The thing that usually gets women pissed at me is when I say:

I'm the man and you're the wo-man.  The wo stands for wo-wo-wo shut up.

I don't know why its so upsetting.
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 11, 02, 11:33:31 am CST »

I'd have to go with the STD thing....as earlier stated...if it was AFTER I slept with him. I'd prolly kill the fucking guy. If he told me prior, I'd be disappointed in that I'd know the relationship getting physical was not going to be an option, which would suck if it was a guy I really liked and wanted to have a relationship with.

I'd hope it was something cureable like crabs in both cases.

The sleeping with someone else, as well as the I am in love with someone else....would also piss me off if it was told to me AFTER I already slept with the jerk-off.....and yes, you can prolly tell from that comment that I have had that happen to me. I think it is sooo low to do that to someone.....especially if it someone like me who is upfront about not wanting to be in such a situation. Jokes I make aside, it is not a situation I'd enter into, so for a guy to do that.....means he's the lowest of the low AND EXTREMELY PATHETIC.
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 11, 02, 11:45:02 am CST »

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 he's the lowest of the low AND EXTREMELY PATHETIC.




Don't hold back Tink... BTW, I don't have any STD's, but I am married... So it would never work... I'm so terribly sorry.. ;)


Hey, I was up front!
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 11, 02, 01:04:21 pm CST »

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             The thing that usually gets women pissed at me is when I say:

I'm the man and you're the wo-man.  The wo stands for wo-wo-wo shut up.

I don't know why its so upsetting.


Whoa- Man!


lol.
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 11, 02, 01:59:01 pm CST »

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 he's the lowest of the low AND EXTREMELY PATHETIC.




Don't hold back Tink... BTW, I don't have any STD's, but I am married... So it would never work... I'm so terribly sorry.. ;)


Hey, I was up front!  


I actually did laugh out loud when I read this Dmitri.

Happy I wasn't sipping my coffee at the moment I read it....
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 11, 02, 02:38:52 pm CST »

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I actually did laugh out loud when I read this Dmitri.





Now if it was because it was funny, glad i could bring a smile to your face...  :D


If it was because the thought of dating me if I were single is just so ridiculous... well I don't know how to take that...;)
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 11, 02, 02:55:54 pm CST »

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I actually did laugh out loud when I read this Dmitri.





Now if it was because it was funny, glad i could bring a smile to your face...  :D


If it was because the thought of dating me if I were single is just so ridiculous... well I don't know how to take that...;)


LOL.....nah definitely the first choice, m'love. Thanks for the smile. :)
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 11, 02, 02:59:38 pm CST »

Well then you are quite welcome...:)
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« Reply #12 on: Nov 12, 02, 09:48:31 am CST »

Wow a poll I could really get in trouble for.... just ask any of my Exs:D

I would say Other, just cause I am a bit on the creative side and tend to go for the Kill with out realizing it usually in an argument, or just blurting out whats on my mind without the least bit of tact, something I now consciously track. So I not to hurt my lady love in blind stupidity. But the other has gotten me smacked, jumped yelled at, cried to, items launched at me, and stabbed before (another reason i stopped dating hispanic women, Notice the word Panic in there. they are all extra crazy!!!!) Thats why I always used to say "I'm a great friend and better friend with bennies, but i am a lousey Boyfriend"

But as for the others
"I'm sleeping with someone else" I was always upfront and honest with this so it was always thier choice. Hey I didn't have the name Playero for nothing.
"You need a boob job" This I did tell one of my exes and well she got it done, but that was after a year of her telling me that she wanted one.
"your ass is huge" Hey I'm a Latin male but there are limits.
"You smell funny down there" Hey i never had to use that one before, I guess I just choose quality.
"I'm in love with your sister" no but In Lust with your sister yes and if you catch Styles in a good mood ask him about the Twins from Haeldon, NJ its a good tale of how Roguish reputations get started.

Hey at one time I treated women as objects for release, but I let them know from the getgo and was honest about it. I did and still do treat them with the respect that should be given, but was more content with the casual affair than the lasting relationship. Because i would put them on a peddistle and treat them that way, emotions from thier side always got in the way which lead to the Forementioned happening. Since I have been with my lady love and she saw my best friend and confidant prior to any sexual and emotional relationship, I now see the errors of my ways. Not to mention she also knows all my tricks.... of all the dirty rotten underhanded.....:-/  :p But my mouth stil gets me in trouble.
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 21, 02, 01:44:31 am CST »

Just try using the words "I'll let you" in a sentence about her doing something. It sets off an amazing rant. I don't plan on making that mistake again.

I also hear that ladies don't take kindly to hearing you call them by the wrong name, even by accident.  ::rofl::
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« Reply #14 on: Nov 22, 02, 01:37:51 am CST »

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I also hear that ladies don't take kindly to hearing you call them by the wrong name, even by accident.  ::rofl::


I guess you don't use the pronoun "bitch" when you forget. Depending on the woman, you may get slapped or corrected, as in "That's MISS Bitch, and don't you forget it".

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« Reply #15 on: Nov 22, 02, 04:48:20 pm CST »

(tongue in cheek)

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« Reply #16 on: Nov 23, 02, 09:09:09 am CST »

In some cases the worst thing a man can say to a woman is "Honey, I'm Home!"

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« Reply #17 on: Feb 19, 03, 12:54:02 am CST »

Worst possible thing I think a man can say to a woman- Can I fuck your mom?

Of course, if you'd ever see my mother in law...........
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« Reply #18 on: Apr 24, 03, 07:09:55 pm CDT »

Calling her stupid...
Implying she's stupid....
Dismissing her opinions....
Contradicting her in public....

Probably something like, "Oh just shut up and look pretty, no one really gives a crap what you have to say anyway..."
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« Reply #19 on: Apr 30, 03, 08:46:24 am CDT »

I have to say the STD would be the worst one. No doubt about that at all. Not sure if I'd kill him or just make him wish for death. I think wishing for death would be more fun for me.
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