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« Reply #1 on: Dec 11, 02, 07:34:19 am CST »

God i hope not!
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 11, 02, 07:39:54 am CST »

What I wanna know how she found out how she could do this  ::yikes::  ::yikes::  ::yikes::
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 11, 02, 09:59:58 am CST »

Now THERE's a useful talent ... wonder if it's on her resume?

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« Reply #4 on: Dec 11, 02, 11:57:47 am CST »

I'm guessing I *could* do it...but I don't have any idea *why* I'd want to....

And what if one of those splintered pieces of wood heads north? Yikes....
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 11, 02, 12:24:39 pm CST »

Are your buttocks that firm...nevermind.....no, errr...ferget it....
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 11, 02, 12:37:49 pm CST »

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Are your buttocks that firm...nevermind.....no, errr...ferget it....


Well I'll just borrow a line from Ashford and Simpson.....

"Solid...solid as a rock!!"
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 11, 02, 12:51:26 pm CST »

"NO... WAIT, KIKU-SAN!!!!!!!"


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What they don't show is the unhappy audience realizing that she broke the last chopsticks in the studio-thus depriving them of the ability to eat their delicious complimentary "fishheads-n-rice" snack pack 'till they got home.... ::sad::

Hey, everybody has a talent.  Let's just hope she uses her powers for good!!! :wink:


Tink- that's what we got tweezers for...... :wink:


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« Reply #8 on: Dec 11, 02, 01:22:06 pm CST »

Sean.....bad enough we chicks have to get bikini waxes.....I don't want anyone to have to take a tweezer to my rectum.....lol
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 11, 02, 01:34:19 pm CST »

see this.....:shock:

and surprise- i don't think tweezers will go anywhere near your hey-nonny...
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 11, 02, 06:37:43 pm CST »

Damn!! Good thing she's my kinda woman. :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 11, 02, 07:24:47 pm CST »

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Sean.....bad enough we chicks have to get bikini waxes.....I don't want anyone to have to take a tweezer to my rectum.....lol


rectum?? might damn well kill ya!
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 12, 02, 03:38:30 am CST »

*Blinks*

I took 15 years of ballet but somehow I don't think my behind is up to THOSE kind of standard! Granted there was that one time at the party with the "Can you pick the twenty doller bill up with your butt" but we won't get into that story right now.

More importantly, Why would anyone want to break chopsticks with there behind? Can we NOT say Splinters?!?!?
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 12, 02, 07:11:51 am CST »

Quote from: "TinkTheBodiceGoddess"
Quote from: "Calen_Darksbane"
Are your buttocks that firm...nevermind.....no, errr...ferget it....


Well I'll just borrow a line from Ashford and Simpson.....

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i would definately say that your butt is a Whole Lotta Not Bad  ::d5::  ::d5::
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 12, 02, 02:10:48 pm CST »

Jeez. I'm still stuck on the whole splinters thing. OUCH! On the other hand I'm agreeing with Tink here. I think (theoretically) that I "could" do it if I wanted to. (I'm sitting here wondering if this is one of those "does size really matter" conversations.)
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 12, 02, 04:28:04 pm CST »

Quote from: " (I'm sitting here wondering if this is one of those "does size really matter" conversations.)[/quote


are you talking about the chopsticks or your booty???  :lol:
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« Reply #16 on: Dec 12, 02, 04:39:35 pm CST »

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Quote from: " (I'm sitting here wondering if this is one of those "does size really matter" conversations.)[/quote


are you talking about the chopsticks or your booty???  :lol:


Bwaaahhhhahahahahahaahhahahahahaahhahaahhahaaaa!!!!!!!

 ::lol::  ::lol::  ::lol::  ::lol::

I aint even gonna get into that one
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« Reply #17 on: Dec 12, 02, 05:01:27 pm CST »

Quote from: "Cinnamon"
I'm sitting here wondering if this is one of those "does size really matter" conversations.



Nope. I ain't complaining about women.  :D  :P
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