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« on: Dec 16, 02, 10:29:21 am CST »

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OK - just for kicks, grins, and giggles.  What was your most embarrassing moment while in the throes of passion?  Mine was:  I was dating a much younger guy who lived about an hour away - so he'd spend the night and bring his two-year-old daughter with him.  My sons had a blast entertaining her and she adored them.  One morning - quite early - we awoke "in the mood" and before long were heavy into it.  Then, quite suddenly - into my bedroom (door was closed) burst his two-year-old and my five-year-old, followed by my 12-year-old who was trying to stop them.  My beau and I both dove under the covers as the two little ones jumped onto the bed and my youngest said, "geez mom, whacha doin' nekkid?"

While we could make up some plausible excuse for the youngens, my older son had a pretty good idea what was going on, and every now and again makes some offhanded comment about it.   Course now that he's almost 18 - I sometimes threaten he and his girlfriend with a bit of interruption as retaliation!  ;-)

So - what's yours?

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« Reply #1 on: Dec 16, 02, 12:25:32 pm CST »

well some background first.

nancy and I eloped,  I went on a 6 month deployment, then we went to meet our inlaws. while at my motherinlaws house, midmorning, Nanyc and I got busy in the room we where staying. the phone rings, Mominlaw knocks at the door, saying it's your sister. nancy replies Ok, and before she can tell mom that we will call back, mom opens the door to find nancy and I "connected"

keep in mind this is about 24 hours after she met me for the first time.
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 16, 02, 02:56:41 pm CST »

Ok I explain.... No take to long I sum up.....

i was dating this girl a number of years ago who's family had $money$ and the 2 mil home. anywho We went back to her place, the parental units were in Europe, and she forgot her keys. So being the Good bad boy I am broke into the House for her and then one thing leads to another and we are right there in the fourier (spelling??) on the stairs. Well what we forgot was that Most million dollar homes have alarms..... Can we see were this is going?
Enter Police officers 1 pulls the Boy off the girl at the crucial moment and there is another officer sprayed with boy's juice.
Not a good day for the kid

Moral of the story: Always pack a rain coat if you are planning on getting wet, and never splash a cop. It could get ugly
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 16, 02, 03:29:14 pm CST »

I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER.............



Gardo,

Dude........you splooged a cop??????

The horror........The  HORROR.........    ::puke::


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« Reply #4 on: Dec 16, 02, 03:38:41 pm CST »

Ass-salting an officer more like it! jeez.....

only you bro, only you..... :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 16, 02, 03:39:09 pm CST »

Splooged?  OMG - I'm on the floor!  I know a couple of stupid-arse cops who've harrassed my son who need to be splooged with goo from a very large mammal.  Yep - so far Gardo is definitely in the lead!  I'll work on a prize.

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« Reply #6 on: Dec 16, 02, 03:49:29 pm CST »

well...
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 16, 02, 03:53:26 pm CST »

Ok this has to be back in '89 or so... I'm in my girlfriends room getting a hummer. Well I'm just about to pop and mom knocks and opens door. Sweats get up in time, girl spins and pretends she's grabbing some clothes out of her bottom dresser. Mom starts talking and girl uses my knee to stand....

Well I popped, talking to the overprotective, overprotective mom... keeping a staright face was some frelling trick...
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 16, 02, 09:11:52 pm CST »

Gardo, it could've been worse: the cop could have liked it.

BTW, what did her folks have to say about that???
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 17, 02, 08:33:58 am CST »

Well I had to leave the state for a while  :oops:
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 17, 02, 09:51:14 am CST »

the state of arousal?
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 20, 02, 11:13:51 am CST »

Pardon me for saying this out loud but...

Anyone else smell that?
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 23, 02, 07:27:26 am CST »

Quote from: "Cinnamon"
Pardon me for saying this out loud but...

Anyone else smell that?


Why'd you fart  ::fart::  I guess its true couples start to pick up eachothers traits  :twisted:
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 23, 02, 03:02:33 pm CST »

Nope. I didn't...but it sounds like SOMEONE here has a big case of Diharrea of the mouth. It's leaking bulls**t again. Gardo...love ya babe but...leave the state for a while?

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« Reply #14 on: Dec 23, 02, 06:20:53 pm CST »

Moo, I say.
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 24, 02, 07:19:55 am CST »

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Nope. I didn't...but it sounds like SOMEONE here has a big case of Diharrea of the mouth. It's leaking bulls**t again. Gardo...love ya babe but...leave the state for a while?

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« Reply #16 on: Dec 24, 02, 08:37:29 am CST »

yeah, i heard that's caled the Glass House effect.....
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