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Salami Son-in-Law
« on: Dec 27, 02, 07:25:49 pm CST »

An Italian butcher lived in a flat over his shop. One night he was woken by strange
noises coming from the shop?
He tiptoed downstairs and there he saw his 24-year-old daughter masturbating with
a huge salami.
He sighed to himself and went back to bed.
The next day a customer walked in the butcher's shop and asked the butcher for
some salami.
"I'm sorry, I don't have any," the butcher explained.
"But what's that hanging up on that hook over there?" she cried.
"That, lady," he said, "is my son-in-law!"

"Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one."
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