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first anatomy class with dead body
« on: Dec 29, 02, 05:39:13 pm CST »

Students at the LSU Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They were all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them "In medicine, it is
necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor - the first is that it is necessary
that you not be disgusted."

The professor uncovered the body, stuck his finger in the butt of the
dead body, withdrew it and sucked his finger.

" Go ahead and do the same thing." he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently took turns sticking
their fingers in the butt of the body and sucking their finger after
withdrawing it from the rectum. When everybody was finished, the
professor looked at them and told them:

"The second important quality is OBSERVATION.
I stuck my middle finger in and sucked my index finger.
Pay attention people!"
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 29, 02, 05:53:46 pm CST »

::puke:: ::puke:: ::puke:: ::puke:: ::puke::
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 30, 02, 07:02:52 am CST »

Like Eeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 31, 02, 11:52:47 am CST »

:eek: That's just plain ole wrong!

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« Reply #4 on: Dec 31, 02, 08:15:03 pm CST »

:eek:  :lol:  ::rofl::

That's funnier than shit......but I'm glad it did not happen to me when I had that class.....
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 01, 03, 12:31:27 am CST »

Sounds like something I would do!  ::sagrin::
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 04, 03, 07:21:22 pm CST »

As a student or teacher???  hehehehehe
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