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« on: Jan 07, 03, 06:09:27 pm CST »

Beer wenches lubricate cricket fans

SYDNEY (Reuters) - Cricket-mad Aussies at the fifth Ashes test in Sydney this week made sure they missed none of the action by hiring the latest sports accessory, a "beer wench".

Instead of wasting time queueing for cooling beakers of Victoria Bitter, fans paid young women from the modelling agency Sex Bomb Promotions A$65 (23 pounds) an hour to do it for them.

Alistair Flower told The Daily Telegraph newspaper in Sydney he and his mates had hired two beer wenches, dressed in denim hot pants and tight T-shirts, for the first days of the test so they wouldn't miss any of the play.

"We were surrounded by the Barmy Army (British fans) and wanted to have a couple of glamours in our group," Flower told the paper, which labelled the cricket accessory a "beer wench".

Sex Bomb Promotions said the idea was also popular at motor racing events and was really catching on.
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 08, 03, 02:43:00 pm CST »

Damn me, we've started a trend!! 8)
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 08, 03, 03:15:41 pm CST »

I have a few of those at the functions I attend ::d5::
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 08, 03, 07:53:49 pm CST »

Wait till NASCAR fans find out about this!!!   :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 09, 03, 11:24:35 am CST »

Hmmmmm - interestingly enough the KCRF faire site is adjacent to the new Kansas Speedway.  Scottish weekend coincides with race weekend ...
gentlemen, start your wenches ... er engines.

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Nothing like the whine of NASCAR engines to enhance that renaissance atmosphere.

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« Reply #5 on: Jan 17, 03, 10:21:33 pm CST »

Heehee... Hey!
Wench - Serves Beer
BUT.... The Wenches get the beer, thus.. we get the beer frist!
Mawahaha!
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 17, 03, 10:23:35 pm CST »

::Ponders if they have the famed "Beer Men" in Australia now:: :?

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« Reply #7 on: Jan 17, 03, 10:33:17 pm CST »

Ooooo... beer man.... isent that like a cabana boy?
Now where do I buy one of those??
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 19, 03, 10:12:22 am CST »

Damn!  Where's my 23.00 per hour?

Guys, you've been slacking on the salary thing.

Things will be different this year.  

You have been warned.

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