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can you finish?

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Voting closed: Feb 13, 03, 12:03:28 pm CST


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« on: Feb 13, 03, 12:03:28 pm CST »

Ok hers the scenerio,
you are at home alone, watching a old porn movie.  you are just strokes away from orgasming, and from the feelings you're getting you realize you will NEVER have an orgasm this intense again, when you realize the people in the movie are your parents.

 can you finsh??
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« Reply #1 on: Feb 13, 03, 01:15:20 pm CST »

Well crap that's evil as hell. I don't think I could finish. That could just weird me out, plus the fact that it would be the most intense, that would scare me even more.
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« Reply #2 on: Feb 13, 03, 02:49:27 pm CST »

Sure....

What you do is replace the movie in question with another one.  

Afterwards...

You burn the movie in a ritual fire, place the ashes in a baggie which is then sealed in a lock bock.  Then you drive to the nearest scenic overlook of a large body of water and throw as hard as you can.

When you get home you wash your eyes with hydrochloric acid and use a coat hanger for an at-home labotomy.

But that's just me.  ::cwm15::

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« Reply #3 on: Feb 13, 03, 04:05:16 pm CST »

As long as it was when they were younger and everything was where it was supposed to be.
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« Reply #4 on: Feb 13, 03, 08:56:01 pm CST »

Um, my only comment is Ew.  ::stab::  

Curiosity prompts me to ask, however....Why on earth did you even think of that to begin with?
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« Reply #5 on: Feb 13, 03, 09:05:34 pm CST »

Darlin', he's a Rogue. Need you ask?
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 13, 03, 09:24:14 pm CST »

Quote from: "Magnus"
Darlin', he's a Rogue. Need you ask?


True, true.  Thanks for the reminder.   :P
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« Reply #7 on: Feb 14, 03, 12:50:09 am CST »

Quote from: "Tempest_Gypsy"
Um, my only comment is Ew.  ::stab::  

Curiosity prompts me to ask, however....Why on earth did you even think of that to begin with?


well sweetie, since i really dont sleep much( maybe 4 hours a day) combine that with boring at sea times and my mind really wanders.
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 14, 03, 08:47:58 am CST »

::runs madly out of the room pleling my eyes out puking:: If you missed it that would be a no, but I would change the tape ::fdevil::
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« Reply #9 on: Feb 14, 03, 01:09:37 pm CST »

I'm guessing mom and dad's faces are either REALLY obscured until the end or they are REALLY young and therefore look REALLY different....cause I don't know how else one wouldn't notice right away that it was your parents....

I mean I know this is just a sick what-if, for fun scenario...but WOW  :eek:

Also thinking if it was an orgasm THAT good....once would have probably stopped minding the video all that closely a while ago.

But in the interest of the poll.......That would kill it for me. AND....I'd be emotionally scarred for life. Probably dry up forever, never to orgasm again.  :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: Feb 16, 03, 09:56:31 am CST »

WOW!!! :eek:  it would be like watching yourself get concieved
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« Reply #11 on: Feb 24, 03, 11:32:04 am CST »

:D  :D Hell Yeah...I'm from the South...oops....Wrong Board :D  :D

My solution would be to run to my computer and surf a porn site to clear my head..."NO PUN INTENDED"


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