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« on: May 28, 01, 06:43:16 pm CDT »

Alex's mind was racing. He wasn't sure that this was the way to go. He had always imagined that his life would be alot of fun. After all, he was the son of the First Knight of the kingdom. It just didn't figure that he should be cooped up in the manor with the instructors. The only real enjoyment that he got during the day was poking fun at poor old Piferwill. And that usually lasted only a few minutes.
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 01, 09:19:44 pm CDT »

One night, while Alex lay awake, unable to sleep, he decided to strike out on an adventure.  Not just any adventure, one that would decide his fate.  His place in a world that would deny him what he was.  So, whilst the manor slept peacefully, Alex stole from his home, and into the night.  Armed with only the clothes on his back, and his trusty blade, he set forth to find his lot in life.
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 01, 11:28:05 pm CDT »

But poor Alex forgot two major things...he had no luck at all and he was a clumsy oaf. As soon as he stepped foot out of the manor a freak thunderstorm parted the dark sky, drenching him in moments. Feebly running for the barn he thought to take one of the horses and set out on what was sure to be a "grand adventure filled with heroic deeds." But crossing the courtyard in the wet dark he stumbled on a loose rock and fell face first in the mud. "Crap!" he said, smelling what was under his nose.


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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 01, 11:40:47 pm CDT »

As the thunderstorm quietly broke off alex heard a sound from the barn.  Going to investigate he found three men in black cloaks.  As the light danced hideously across their faces he saw one of them was a man who had tought him history.  Alex feeling no fear at the sight of this kindly old man decided to ask the men what they were up too.  The men upon seeing alex threw a sack over him and took him away.





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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 01, 11:56:20 pm CDT »

They bound him over one horses' rump. "Oh great what have I got myself into?" he thought as they rode along. "Can we stop for something to drink?" he asked.
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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 01, 12:01:10 am CDT »

But his captors made no reply except to slap Alex upside the head for asking a stupid question. "Quiet," growled one of the men. Alex had no choice but to obey. They rode for what seemed like hours until finally the old history teacher called a halt. Alex felt hands grip him and roughly drag him down from the horse. The bag was removed and Alex blinked in the harsh light from a lantern.
"Oh No," he heard someone say. "We grabbed the wrong guy."
That was just Alex's luck.

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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 01, 12:43:06 am CDT »

"But we'll just have to do what we can with him" said the history teacher, "put him on the boat." And with that, they were off.
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 01, 11:00:44 am CDT »

Alex sat in the boat pondering his situation and listening to his captors talk. He had dozed off for a while but upon waking heard the phrase, "virgin sacrifice." Did they mean him?
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 01, 12:19:35 pm CDT »

They must have meant him, since Alex wasn't lucky enough to have found a wench willing to relive him of his virginity yet. But he knew that once he confounded these villanous dogs, that he would finally be a hero, then he'd be fighting the wenches off left and right!
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 01, 02:03:38 pm CDT »

Alex got really scared. He started to pray to the goddess of luck, B. Speares, for his luck to change for the better. Permanently. Just then a blinding white light enfulfed the boat. It was the goddess herself, come to take care of her faithful. Without a moments hesitation, she stripped the boy and mad passionate love to him. "Thank the holy maker it's not a dream" he thought to himself.
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 01, 03:30:42 pm CDT »

But then Alex wised up. "Of course this is a dream," he thought. "B. Speares is saving herself for godly marriage." So there Alex sat, still a captive, still a virgin, in a boat, about to become a sacrifice made by his old history teacher. Just then Alex had a thought, not a good one, but one none the less. Leaping to his feet Alex dove overboard into the cold river. Kicking furiously he swam to the shore. His captors merely watched him go, it just wasn't worth their effort to stop him.
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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 01, 04:21:26 pm CDT »

About 5 meters from the boat Alex remembered that he couldn't swim. SO he called on his old teacher to rescue him. "Only if you know where we can get a virgin for a sacrifice" came the reply.
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 01, 06:10:54 pm CDT »

Alex could only gasp and choke in reply because the water was filling his mouth and nostrils. Luckily for Alex his old teacher took that to mean "yes" and he was hauled back into the boat.
"Tell us were the virgins are," his old teacher demanded.
Nodding Alex said,"Ok, they are..."
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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 01, 10:26:07 pm CDT »

somewhere around here.  There is only one place i know they definately are not.  The castle Hormone. Its king is said to be a rogue of extreme prowess and unending passions.  His  name is Known to none save those he chooses to tell it too but i have heard those around him call him shadow..........

(so i cant be that good of a rogue in real life might as well have some fun with it in the story?......::waits for the rotten fruit to be thrown::)
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« Reply #14 on: May 29, 01, 10:42:02 pm CDT »

"There is a rumor", he said, "that the rogue, Shadow, or was that the shadow rogue?  Anyhoo, they say that he is looking for the Virgin Isle, a place forbidden to all except the truly virtuous."  They men in the boat paused, staring at each other.  A few moments pass, then the History teacher, Gilette, says, "Lead us to him or face unimaginable horrors......"  With that, Alex, thanks the Goddess, B. Speares, for saving his hide yet again.......
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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 01, 12:46:37 pm CDT »

Alex just had to be careful he didn't tick his goddess off my continuing to spell her name wrong. If he stayed on her good side maybe she would let him find the virgin isle first. After all, wasn't he virtuous enough to go? But right now Alex had to find the famous rogue. So gathering his remaining courage Alex told his captors to head for the harpy isle, one of the rogue's favorite haunts.
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« Reply #16 on: Jun 01, 01, 12:05:34 am CDT »

the long journey encompassed many miles but alas they found the tavern of the rogue shadow.  As the men barged into the tavern there they saw their man shadow engrossed in a pint and a wench of entising beauty.  The men looked to each other and smiled for surely they had found what they were looking for.  The young lad between them glanced around for his first time in a tavern was something of an awe striken event for the young lad.  As they men took to a table the young lad went to the bar and ordered"whatever tastes good" The tavern keep brought him a mug of some blackish coloured stuff.  And as the lad drunk it down he found he liked it.  Yet the men having lost intrest in the boy were plotting how best to approach the rogue shadow with their question of finding a virgin for their hideous sacraficial rites.  The young lad having finished three or four(he lost count) pints of the dark thick liquid stumbled over to the men and........
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« Reply #17 on: Jun 01, 01, 10:05:34 am CDT »

...He lived happily ever after....
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« Reply #18 on: Jun 01, 01, 01:49:27 pm CDT »

...was all that he could think of to say.  The men were a bit ticked off, really...you'd think he could have been more useful than that.  His history teacher stood up and was about to throttle the wanker when across the room the rogue Shadow began to laugh.

"What an...amusing lad.  Bring him to me." Shadow said.
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« Reply #19 on: Jun 02, 01, 12:17:25 am CDT »

"Yes m'lord" he said to Shadow, "What may I do for (hic) you?"..........
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