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« Reply #20 on: Jun 05, 01, 09:54:06 am CDT »

Shadow looked at Alex like a piece of meat. "Your virtuous aren't you?" he asked.
Alex could only nod as he was trying not to allow his wonderful drink to come back out of his mouth.
"I need you to find something for me," Shadow said. "It can only be found by one such as you, and you will lead me to it."
"Where do you want me to lead you?" Alex asked.
"Here," Shadow said pointing to a place on a map he had unrolled on the table.
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« Reply #21 on: Jun 05, 01, 01:53:46 pm CDT »

With a silly hiccup he looked at the point on the map Shadow had pointed to.  "But...therths nothing there..." he whined.  Shadow reached up and thwaped Alex.  "Of COURSE not, you fool!  Nobody has ever found it!  Think about it, are any sailors virtuous?"  Alex tried to think about it, but for some reason his brain was awfully fuzzy.  "Um...no?" he guessed.  Shadow nodded emphatically, and swigged his drink.  "But this is where we think it is.  And YOU are going to lead us there."
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« Reply #22 on: Jun 05, 01, 02:27:58 pm CDT »

(seething in unrest at danaes comment about sailors only because he realizes its true)

OK sure slurred alex
but when i find it for you you gotstas dose me a favors.

Ha son ill do you no favors. Replied shadow.

OK than i wont do it!  alex exclaimed

with that shadow poped him on the head and carried hhim t his waiting ship.  the english teacher and crew in silent tow as they watched the whole happennings.
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« Reply #23 on: Jun 05, 01, 02:34:13 pm CDT »

They were out to sea about an hour later. Shadow threw some water on the poor lad. He woke up with a start. "What do you want me to do?" he asked.

"You already know" came the reply.

"I want somethings in return for helping you" Alex said.

"Like what?"

"I want to get laid. I also want enough money so I can have my own place. I will of cours allow you and your men use of my lands when you are in the area."
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« Reply #24 on: Jun 06, 01, 05:07:22 pm CDT »

Shadow sized up Alex as he thought over the deal. Alex was pretty helpless but Shadow was sure he could pay some poor hapless wench down on her luck to sleep with him. "Deal," Shadow said. "No get your virtuous self up and find me my isle."
Alex bounded happily to his feet and then wretched over the side of the boat. After recovering he made his way on unsteady feet to the sailmaster. "We need to head..."
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« Reply #25 on: Jun 07, 01, 12:26:16 am CDT »

"We need to head west." Alex said, unsure if this was the right direction.
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« Reply #26 on: Jun 07, 01, 12:30:20 am CDT »

Obligingly the sailmaster headed the vessel west. Alex stared at the horizon, hoping for a miracle or a hint of land. He knew if he couldn't find the isle for Shadow he was as good as dead, and if there was one thing Alex didn't want to do, it was die a virgin. Just then Alex saw....
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« Reply #27 on: Jun 07, 01, 03:53:42 am CDT »

A mermaid. "Look a mermaid!" he exclaimed. Everyone looked where he was pointing and saw.................
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« Reply #28 on: Jun 08, 01, 03:07:20 pm CDT »

the boom as it switched over and the wind filling the sail as the boat taced to starboard.
WACK!!
As he fell to the ground with a huge bruise and blood on his face shadow went to the boy and told him.
I see your problem son.
Your too innocent to get females.  Now listen innocenc is a great thing.  But the innocence of a six year old is just annoying.  
Shadow picked the boy up brushed him off and patched his wounds.  He talked to the sailors and had them bring him a glass or two of ale and some bread for lunch.  
NOw lad here goes all Im gonna teach you about.......
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« Reply #29 on: Jun 09, 01, 02:12:22 am CDT »

*KAROOOOM* Shadow jerks around to the sound of thunder.  "Hey, wait a fish skinnin' minute.", he said, "where did the daylight go?"

At that moment, the sky got dark and the sound of a hundred animals gibbering drew the ever so suspicious Shadow to the side of the ship.  As he peered over, he got the shock of his life.

MERMAIDS!!!!!!!!!!!  Hundreds and hundreds of mermaids.  Never in his life has he seen such a spectacular sight.......

Maybe the Legend is true......
Maybe he IS the one?
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« Reply #30 on: Jun 10, 01, 12:44:20 am CDT »

"What legend is that?" inquired Alex. Alex was more than a little perplexed. After all he didn't know about the what the hell was going on. Let alone any prophecy.
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« Reply #31 on: Jun 10, 01, 09:38:04 pm CDT »

"Shall we tell him?", one of the lackeys said.
"In time my friend, in time...", Shadow relayed to Alex, who was somewhat stupified as to why he was singled out.  'All in good time', he thought to himself.  Just then, something deep within him spoke.  "You are the savior of us all........."
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« Reply #32 on: Jun 24, 01, 04:32:00 am CDT »

Savior?  Me?  Why me?  What have I done to be a savior?

Shadow watched the mermaids as they guided the ship on a course for who know where.................
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« Reply #33 on: Jun 24, 01, 05:49:28 pm CDT »

Just then the lookout hollered "In the water!!!!" Everyone looked over the siderail in time to see a large cylinder and bubbles of air rising from the water. Then without warning there was a loud explosion from below decks where the object slammed into them. It shattered the ship to smithereens. No one was left alive.

Or so everyone thought............
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« Reply #34 on: Jun 24, 01, 07:48:41 pm CDT »

"This is it. I'm going to drown," was Alex's last thought as the cold water and darkness enveloped him... Suddenly he was gasping and feeling the wind and sea spray hit his face. He also noticed that he was gripping something soft as rather pleasant, he turned and looked into the smiling face of a rather buxom mermaid...
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« Reply #35 on: Jun 25, 01, 09:34:29 am CDT »

but she was only the wooden figurehead from the ship which had broken off. However wood is wood and climbing on the figures back he started paddling away from the ship. A traveling seagull flew overhead. "Hey, maybe i'm not too far from land," he thought. He started to paddle in the direction that the bird came from. after  traveling several hours he spotted some palm fronds and looked up. there was an island in the distance. as he started to paddle towards it....
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« Reply #36 on: Jun 25, 01, 09:41:40 am CDT »

A GIGANTIC object came up under him and surfaced. It was big and metallic. Further more it just seemed strange. Suddenly there was a loud sound as though a door of metal had opened. The a voice in a very rough tone said "Pardon moi, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? The Captain is out and he is furious. He has to have some straight away!"
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« Reply #37 on: Jun 25, 01, 10:45:57 am CDT »

"Sorry I'm all out" Alex cried out. He then continued to paddle towards the island. Some people , he thought, are just not prepared for unexpected guests. Finally eaching the island he saw a beach umbrella and and empty Beach towel. Nearby was an inflated ball of some kind. "have I just missed Tom Hanks?" Alex said but no one answered. Just then he saw far off down the beach a wooden chest of some sort. Approaching it he dead the label which said !Beware...
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« Reply #38 on: Jun 25, 01, 11:43:14 am CDT »

He read the label that said "Beware the Sugeon General has determined that cell phone use can cause cancer. To minimize the risk, it suggested that you use the payphone on the other side of the island. If you can't wait, then at least stay out of the sun."
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« Reply #39 on: Jun 25, 01, 11:57:48 am CDT »

Alex opened the box anyways. It was a do-it yourself instant village builder. The instructions read. Build it and they will come. Taking out the bulldozer, Alex flatted the nearby palm trees. In the last one he found a flkattened monkey, Oops!. ...
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