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« Reply #60 on: Jul 13, 01, 08:51:11 am CDT »

"Well, we might as well explore this island as we'll all be here for a long time" said Shadow. The search parties decided to split up and Alex and Shadow decided to climb up the mountain in the middle of the island. It was steep but they didn"t need ropes to get to the top. Several hours had passed. Arriving at the top, they found a paved road surprize, surprize, they could see buildings and a harbor on the other side. Coming into the harbor was a ferryboat.
"Ah" This must be Catalina and that would be the town of Avalon with its' famous casino. Won't the others be sstonished at their good luck. Looking back the way they came they saw the little boat starting to pull out to sea, heading West.
"Hey they must have found some fuel" "They are leaving without us" said Alex.
"Forget them, Said Shadow, we have found our own way home."
Later after they walked down the road to the Casino and bought tickets for the ferry They looked over their heads. In back of the mountain there wasa darkening sky.
"lets get to the ferry and get on board before that storm gets here.
 "You know, that our recent friends are heading into the storm" "No telling where they might wind up. Boy that was some three hour cruise" said Shadow.
"Hey I just had an idea for a TV series. I guess we'd have to change a few things to protect the innocent, you know"
Said Alex. "Think it might get us a few bucks?"
"Nah", said Shadow. "Who'd believe such a story?"
"You're prbably right" said Alex. Getting on the ferry they met a young girl wearing a red hood.
"Nobody would believe her story." Thought both Alex and Shadow after they left the ferry. They way she told it all she was doing was walking through a forest and suddenly she met a ....
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« Reply #61 on: Jul 22, 01, 05:38:21 am CDT »

figure, dressed head to foot in black. His full sleeved shirt under a leather jerkin, his black fencing gauntlets,, his black trousers (which, she noted, presented his "package" in a most appealing way) and his black cavalier boots.(but for some reason all she could make out of his face was a black van dyke beard and black hair), a rapier hung at his side, it's hilt resembling twisting oak leaves. "Who are you" the girl in the red hood asked, her eyes wide with fear. "I am the spirit of Rogues Past, Present and Future. And I come with glad tidings for young Alex. I have seen fit to grant him the charisma he needs to rid himself of the burden of his virginity. At this the girl in the red hood started laughing, "He's a virgin?" "oh man, this is too good to be true. That damned wolf told me if I found him a virgin, he'd leave me the hell alone" She turned and ran back towards Alex, as the spirit looked at her and...........
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« Reply #62 on: Jul 23, 01, 10:28:43 am CDT »

and raised his rapier. As he spun it about he accidently chopped off Red Riding Hoods Head.
"oh Bother" said the Spirit. "back to fencing classes for me".
At this moment, the wolf raced in.
"What have you done? You, You, You spiteful spirit" said the wolf.
"just when i have it all set up to relieve this young man of his burden, you have to interfere"
With that the wolf started to chase the spirit away through the forest.
Alas Alex was left alone with the headless corpse of miss hood.
"Yuck" He said as he walked away in the opposite direction.
Suddenly he came upon  a small cottage. He decided to enter.
He saw three bowls of porridge (oat meal to you modern dudes). A big bowl, a medium bowl and a small bowl.
and three chairs and three beds, yes  they all came in big, medium and small sizes.
Sleeping on one of the beds was a blond babe. Just when he managed to reach the bed, he heard the front door opening.
In walked ....
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« Reply #63 on: Jul 24, 01, 08:18:20 am CDT »

A beautiful brunette and redhead. They walked over to the blonde and said "She is so sexy. I wonder if she would like to fuck? Would you like to join us, sir? We really need a man with us." Alex, without his usual restraint, stripped and said "Let's go! I'm ready!"
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« Reply #64 on: Jul 25, 01, 11:25:15 am CDT »

Just then the blond turned over and a mask slipped off her face. She was hairy and had a big snout and large teeth. As she moved the dressed pulled away and there she was  the very image of mamma bear. At this the brunette and blond ran out saying. "I didn't expect that kind of action but if you want us  get back on that boat". Mamma Bear walked toward Alex. She said "you know it does get lonely here. Ever since that Goldilocks came I can't keep Papa and Babby Bear home."
Alex slowly backed away from Mamma Bear, slipped out the door and ran back to the pier, just in time to see the boat leave. Yes the girls were on deck. They waved at alex and then set up shop. the boat was well underway and so were the girls.
 Alex sat on a bench by the dock. As he sat he saw a rowboat approaching. Rowing as fast as he could was a ....
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« Reply #65 on: Jul 25, 01, 02:05:19 pm CDT »

Shadow. He said "let's get the frell out of here before mamma bear gets here." Alex was getting into the boat when his footing slipped and he fell in the water. He was going down and couldn't swim. Then suddenly.....
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« Reply #66 on: Jul 25, 01, 02:47:39 pm CDT »

he felt himself pulled out of the water and into that rowboat. He turned to see who had saved him andsaw it was...
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« Reply #67 on: Jul 25, 01, 03:00:59 pm CDT »

Cosgrove the happy talking dolphin, "Thank Neptune I got here in time" said Cosgrove the happy talking dolphin.
 "So do you have a plan or did you want to thrash about in the water a bit more?" asked Cosgrove happily.
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« Reply #68 on: Jul 25, 01, 03:24:17 pm CDT »

before Alex could respond, he saw the dolphin remove his head?. "Shadow, come off it. you almost scared me to death"
Shadow replied " I've been looking all over for you. You wont believe the party i was just at. "i can just imagine," said Alex. What's with the Dolphin suit. Didn't you wear that last year at the rogues' party. You were trying to make out with the mermaid".
 Shadow replied yea but I ...
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« Reply #69 on: Jun 17, 02, 05:39:11 pm CDT »

"I kinda liked the coziness of the costume. I wanted to see if it stilled worked. Now if only we could just get sober. I hate all this crap in my veins," replied Shadow.
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« Reply #70 on: Jun 18, 02, 07:25:05 pm CDT »

just then Shadow doubled over and puked over the side.,
"looks like you got your wish" said Cosgrove.
As he said this a large shark approached the boat. It was a Great White.
 Just as it appeared to be charging the boat, it turned over and died.
"What were you drinking", asked Cosgrove. "It seems you just killed a shark."
Shadow replied weakly, "oh just some recipe I found on the web at a rogueish site."
"I think it was called "Fruit Cup" One sip and you toss your fruits.

"let's get to shore", said Cosgrove "Alex and you can dry off ."

"Thats fine with me" said Alex.
When they approached the dock there were helicopters circling and they saw...
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