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a rogue's cake recipe
« on: Mar 28, 03, 02:25:10 pm CST »

Hey everyone, now here's my idea of a fun afternoon of baking.  A culinary buzzin good time.
 
 
Cuervo Cake
 
1c water
1tsp baking soda
1c sugar
1tsp salt
1c brown sugar
lemon juice
4 eggs
1c nuts
1 bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila
2 c dried fruit
 
now...
Sample Cuervo to check quality.  Fill er up one cup, drink.
 
Take a large bowl, and sample the Cuervo again, to make sure quality is ok.
 
Turn on the electric mixer...sample the Cuervo again.  beat one cup of butter in large fluffy bowl.
 
Add one tsp of sugar and beat off in the butter again.  Make sure Cuervo is still ok, sample once more, one more cup.
 
Turn off the mixerthingy.
 
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.  Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.  Mix on the turner.
 
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.  Sample the Cuervo again, for constistintcy.
 
Next, sift 2 cups of salt...or something.  Who giveshz zshit.  Check the Cuervo again.  Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.  Add one table.  Add sugar or somefink.  or whaterver is next.  Greash the oven.  Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.  Don't forget to beat off the turner.  Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cuervo and kick the cat.  Have shome ccakke after a long afternooon napp.
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a rogue's cake recipe
« Reply #1 on: Mar 28, 03, 02:35:45 pm CST »

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« Reply #2 on: Mar 28, 03, 03:56:20 pm CST »

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« Reply #3 on: Mar 28, 03, 11:39:50 pm CST »

Strain the nuts?????

I always thought that was best achieved by lifting a heavy box the wrong way.
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