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« Reply #40 on: Jun 02, 01, 11:03:41 pm CDT »

...and pulls out a pen in the shape of a soup spoon. Christian is in awe of him. "Where did you get that?" she asks breathlessly.
"Just around the corner at Tobin Barney's," Ed replies. "They have lots of great spoons there."
After getting her autograph Christian runs around the corner to the store...
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« Reply #41 on: Jun 02, 01, 11:47:36 pm CDT »

and runs right into the door
SMACK!

OWW she exlcaims
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« Reply #42 on: Jun 03, 01, 08:25:41 pm CDT »

Trying again, Christian carefully opens the door before stepping inside. Inside she is faced with rows upon rows of tables with men in white aprons standing at them. There are also several men in white aprons running around the eatery. "Great, where do I start?" she thinks to herself.
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« Reply #43 on: Jun 03, 01, 09:17:43 pm CDT »

Then it hit her, standing in the center of it all, she saw a man in a purple outfit wearing a white apron, directing the mess like a conductor in a orchestra.  That has got to be him, Tobin Barney, without a doubt.

She felt like a mouse in a maze, wading through the wiaters.
As she got closer, she could not do anything else, but stare at his striking features.  That's when she.........
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« Reply #44 on: Jun 04, 01, 02:15:38 am CDT »

That's when she shook off the pain of running into the door. She got up and went inside. There was just one man there. He was in a white apron and smiling like a virgin boy on his first night with a woman. He had a scar on one side of his face and an eye patch on the other. He was fat and balding and a little slow on the up take. He said "Welcome lass, to Tobin Barney's Eatery. I have all the soup spoons you could ever want."
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« Reply #45 on: Jun 04, 01, 08:21:37 pm CDT »

But if you ask me kid you should find your self a nice golden Spork, because like life, its not just soup its a meal! Go see my friend Ron MacDonald who works under the sign of the golden cleavage he may be able to help...
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« Reply #46 on: Jun 05, 01, 02:14:35 pm CDT »

Christian looked at the poor deluded fool in pity, for she knew that Sporks, even golden ones, weren't worth the same as even the most decrepit soup spoon.  She also knew that the sign of Ron McDonald wasn't cleavage, but an upended arse, symbolic of what Ron liked to do with the sporks in his spare time.
So she turned to the piano player in the corner who looked like Rowlf the dog, and said...
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« Reply #47 on: Jun 05, 01, 02:21:42 pm CDT »

"Play 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' for me please", she said.
As the piano player started to play she clicked her heals together 3 times and said "There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home."
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« Reply #48 on: Jun 05, 01, 09:45:46 pm CDT »

But her clicking heels didn't take her home, it merely earned her strange looks from the piano player. With a dejected sigh Christian went to her waiting vehicle. Then she went back inside to get her keys. But as she entered the eatery again she noticed something odd. The piano player had the top of the piano open and he was disappearing inside of it. Thinking quickly Christian ran over and peered inside. That was when she saw...
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« Reply #49 on: Jun 05, 01, 11:43:00 pm CDT »

The 2 people making out. She RAN outside and halfway down the street. Then she went back and looked again. It was 2 HUGE soup spoons making out. "I must still be in shock", she thought out loud, "or am really needing a new hobby." "Soup spoons can't make out, can they?"
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« Reply #50 on: Jun 06, 01, 04:01:58 am CDT »

It was then that she remembered that she should have taken her medication an hour ago.  Sitting down at a table, she ordered a glass of water and a cup of soup.  Soon as the water arrived, she popped her pills (after carefully checking to make sure they were the right ones) and felt the world start to slide back into focus.  Ah, much better, she thought, and just then the soup arrived.  She picked up the soup spoon and...
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« Reply #51 on: Jun 06, 01, 09:50:08 am CDT »

...Found in her hand the most amazing soup spoon. It fit her hand like a glove, so perfect, so smooth. Not too big, not too small, with the perfect design on its handle. It glowed silver in the light of the eatery and Christian's heart raced. She dipped it into her soup and brought the food shakingly to her lips. It was an experience Christian would never forget. She had found the soup spoon that was perfect! Perfect for her.
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« Reply #52 on: Jun 06, 01, 11:57:11 am CDT »

As she brought the spoon to her lips, she could hear it singing. 1st Tenor at that! "I think I am in heaven!!!", she exclaimed loudyly.
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« Reply #53 on: Jun 07, 01, 12:17:59 am CDT »

And with that, Tobin-Barney said "Take it my dear. It has been waiting for you." Christian took the spoon and headed off for home.


She headed off for home with the perfect soup spoon for her collection. OR SO SHE THOUGHT..................


THE END?!!
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« Reply #54 on: Jun 07, 01, 02:05:28 pm CDT »

While she was heading home, she happened upon a man named Wayne, who was looking for Gareth.  He heard the wonderful voice of Christian's soup spoon, and said, "Excellent!! Can it play Freebird?"
The soup spoon glared (as much as soup spoons can glare) at Wayne, and changed its tune, but it wasn't Freebird that the Spoon sang.  Oh no, it was....
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« Reply #55 on: Jun 25, 01, 12:21:04 pm CDT »

"Now this is the tale of our cast aways. They are here for a long long time. They have to make the most of everything they find. No lights! No cars! Not a single luxury. Like Robinson Crusoe. As primative as can be. So join us here in another thread."

Soup Spoons: The Adventure Continues.............
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« Reply #56 on: Jun 25, 01, 02:14:21 pm CDT »

Christian thought about Spooning. You know, Moon, June, Spoon,  and other-oon words. You know the one about the dish running away with the spoon. So romance is tied up to sppons. Maybe it would be that way with Cristian. ...
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« Reply #57 on: Jul 01, 01, 06:44:47 pm CDT »

She took her singing spoon to bed with her that night. "If I make love to it, maybe it will shut up," she thought.

That night she did everything she could for the spoon, but to no avail. Of course she didn't know what she was doing. She didn't even know how to make love to a man let alone a spoon.

Just then the spoons song changed again...............
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« Reply #58 on: Jul 02, 01, 09:24:55 am CDT »

Tuning up the volume, the spoon crooned a moon song. Whe the moon is full i'll change for you.
"What kind of song was that" she said. "Well the next full moon was tomorrow night" Soon enough for Christian to find out if the song meant anything. As the next night rolled in. She prepared for bed as usual. She polished the spoon with the best silver polish until it shone almost as bright as the light from the moon shining in her window, She watched carefully as midnight approached,the spoon's song rose in volume and a change seem to occur. The outline of the spoon seemed to go blurry. . She tried cleaning her glasses. but that wasn't the solution. suddenly with a loud Pop! The Spoon shattered and lo and behold. On the bed  was the most handsomest, most beautiful Fork she had ever seen. All this time she thought. "I've been looking for Spoons when all I reaaly wanted was a Fork!" Christian thought.
The next morning when she rose from bed with the fork, she went out a bought....
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« Reply #59 on: Jul 05, 01, 06:32:46 am CDT »

A .44 Desert Eagle and enough ammo to load it up. "I think that I need to find a new hobby. Or be committed to the Sanitarium." she thought.
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