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« on: May 03, 03, 09:29:28 pm CDT »

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a
driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or
significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 03, 11:32:38 pm CDT »

Oh Good one Biker!!

Yes all men should be taught important things like that!!

or I as I tell all the newbie males in ATF..
KEEP THE WENCHES HAAPY>> WHATEVER IT TAKES!!!

hehehe

yes, I am spreading sunshine and chocolate all over this world lol
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