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I saw Jesus at the beach!
« on: Aug 09, 01, 09:36:32 am CDT »

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« Reply #1 on: Aug 09, 01, 11:29:00 am CDT »

try and do something naughty on that beach!!!
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 09, 01, 03:01:22 pm CDT »

Ned Flanders: "Hey kids, we're going to the beach!"
Todd: "Can we bring our pails and shovels daddy?"
Ned: "Okaly-dokaly!"
Rod: "We can make sand castles!"
Todd: "Or we can make a giant sand sculpture of Jesus!"
Rod & Todd: "Yaaay!"
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 09, 01, 08:43:09 pm CDT »

WOW that is good. or is it god?
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 09, 01, 10:59:47 pm CDT »

Are you guys sure that wasn't supposed to be Poseidon? It'd make more sense wouldn't it? I mean, Poseidon is the god of the sea. Right?
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« Reply #5 on: Aug 10, 01, 07:38:38 am CDT »

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Are you guys sure that wasn't supposed to be Poseidon? It'd make more sense wouldn't it? I mean, Poseidon is the god of the sea. Right?


Could be..  i dont know.   what i do know is that it looks alot like the white waspy jesus that the church protrays him as being.   now we all know he really didn't look like that.

good thing i talk to god on a daily basis...
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« Reply #6 on: Aug 10, 01, 09:53:56 am CDT »

Sorry - it looks like Jim Morrison to me.


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« Reply #7 on: Aug 11, 01, 10:32:14 pm CDT »

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Sorry - it looks like Jim Morrison to me.


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Really?

I thought it looked more like Santa Claus
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« Reply #8 on: Aug 13, 01, 08:17:20 am CDT »

its definitly "Jimmy". He's back !
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« Reply #9 on: Aug 14, 01, 08:53:28 am CDT »

What about the Green Man from pagan myth?
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« Reply #10 on: Aug 14, 01, 02:46:10 pm CDT »

Nah. He looks to sad and noble to be anyone BUT Jesus.
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« Reply #11 on: Aug 15, 01, 06:06:34 am CDT »

Yep .. Jim Morrison for sure ! !
Long Live Jim ! ! !
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« Reply #12 on: Aug 15, 01, 07:41:59 am CDT »

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Nah. He looks to sad and noble to be anyone BUT Jesus.


So he couldn't possibly be Moses? Or anyone else from history that had that same look?
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« Reply #13 on: Aug 15, 01, 08:05:29 am CDT »

"taint nothin...I once saw God in a bottle of Cabo Wabo...or was it after?  Details are fuzzy, but I remember he stuck me with the tab.
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« Reply #14 on: Aug 15, 01, 08:58:03 am CDT »

There is a man who spends most of his summers at Ocean City, MD, who builds biblical (both in proportion and in subject matter) sand sculptures ... That picture resembles his conception of Jesus.
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