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« Reply #20 on: May 16, 03, 12:43:58 pm CDT »

I was driving!?
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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 03, 01:58:59 pm CDT »

Do you know why I stopped you?
You thought I had doughnuts?
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« Reply #22 on: May 19, 03, 04:10:00 pm CDT »

"Son, have you been drinking this evening?  Beer, wine, anything??"
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Scary cause that's a TRUE story.  I was in the car when it happened..   :lol:
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« Reply #23 on: May 19, 03, 04:26:23 pm CDT »

"I did not have sex with THAt woman.........."
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« Reply #24 on: May 19, 03, 06:35:06 pm CDT »

Quote from: "Chyp"
"I did not have sex with THAt woman.........."


I, however, did!!!  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #25 on: May 19, 03, 08:08:41 pm CDT »

I have been very happily married for ten years, so this does not apply to me, but I have heard tell that many think the last words are . . .

I do.
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« Reply #26 on: May 19, 03, 10:53:04 pm CDT »

Or how about....I did????
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« Reply #27 on: May 20, 03, 06:11:57 am CDT »

My personal favorites:

"Because I said so..."

"I'm the Mommy, that's why..."
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« Reply #28 on: May 20, 03, 11:22:46 am CDT »

My personal favorites:

"Because I said so..."

"I'm the Mommy, that's why..."

Ooohhh Aria I agree, but it does not always work...so I simply say...

"Go ask your father..."
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« Reply #29 on: May 20, 03, 01:04:50 pm CDT »

Quote from: "EireannTheRed"


Ooohhh Aria I agree, but it does not always work...so I simply say...

"Go ask your father..."


True, that doesn't always work with the Mommy bit......damn  :x
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« Reply #30 on: May 20, 03, 02:06:36 pm CDT »

I have found that these are quite frequently last words when you are being pulled out of a closet with very little or nothing on,

"Well,you were'nt suppose to be home this early!"

And yes it has happened to me. And yes her dad beat the hell out of me.
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« Reply #31 on: May 20, 03, 02:48:19 pm CDT »

:o  ::omg::  :wink:  :P
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« Reply #32 on: May 20, 03, 02:57:00 pm CDT »

What Dragon!   :o
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« Reply #33 on: May 20, 03, 03:07:00 pm CDT »

Quote from: "Druhallen Arunsun"
I have found that these are quite frequently last words when you are being pulled out of a closet with very little or nothing on,

"Well,you were'nt suppose to be home this early!"

And yes it has happened to me. And yes her dad beat the hell out of me.


You didn't have the sense grab clothes and go out the window?
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« Reply #34 on: May 20, 03, 05:09:25 pm CDT »

Quote from: "Capt Bob"
Quote from: "Druhallen Arunsun"
I have found that these are quite frequently last words when you are being pulled out of a closet with very little or nothing on,

"Well,you were'nt suppose to be home this early!"

And yes it has happened to me. And yes her dad beat the hell out of me.


You didn't have the sense grab clothes and go out the window?


We were rather engaged in other..um..activities.When we noticed her dad was home there was not a lot of time.I would have gone under the bed,but it was a water bed.I think he heard me getting in to the closet or I may have made it out unscathed.

It was so worth it though!
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« Reply #35 on: May 20, 03, 09:45:55 pm CDT »

I had to pull clothes on really fast and when her mom entered, my pants weren't completely up and I sat on the bed and pulled my shirt to cover up. She didn't notice anything, talked for a while and then left. Luckily, I didn't have to stand up the entire time.  :D
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« Reply #36 on: May 27, 03, 10:20:30 am CDT »

You guys crack me up.. Let's see.

What are you new ?

What the fuck else could happen ?

Oh! Just cut the corset off me will you ?




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« Reply #37 on: May 27, 03, 05:42:19 pm CDT »

How about "OH SHIT! MY HUSBAND IS HOME!"


I really do hate those tight squeezes. My body just ain't cut out for them.
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« Reply #38 on: May 27, 03, 05:55:27 pm CDT »

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How about "OH SHIT! MY HUSBAND IS HOME!"


I really do hate those tight squeezes. My body just ain't cut out for them.


Hear this often Magnus???? :lol:  :wink:
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« Reply #39 on: May 28, 03, 08:12:44 pm CDT »

Quote from: "Ariyana"
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How about "OH SHIT! MY HUSBAND IS HOME!"


I really do hate those tight squeezes. My body just ain't cut out for them.


Hear this often Magnus???? :lol:  :wink:



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