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« Reply #40 on: Jun 12, 03, 08:44:27 am CDT »

Famous last words to a father:


So how old is your daughter?
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« Reply #41 on: Jun 13, 03, 01:16:20 am CDT »

Usually heard through a partially opened door...

<CRASH>   Uh oh!

"WHY?"
"Why do you think?"

or

"Murf, you don't wanna do (that, him, take yer pick)"
"Why not?"
"Trust me"
"You know what that means in Yiddish, right?"

And then I go and screw my life away for an amount of time (with someone worthless) that I will never get back.  :D
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« Reply #42 on: Jun 13, 03, 07:12:28 am CDT »

I was 16 and therefore, by definition, acting like an arse, when my Father said to me, 'Wanna take a swing at me boy?" I said "YEAH", my older brother dove screaming out of the window and instead of following his lead...well, I don't remember anything that happened after that.
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« Reply #43 on: Jun 14, 03, 12:31:44 am CDT »

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I was 16 and therefore, by definition, acting like an arse, when my Father said to me, 'Wanna take a swing at me boy?" I said "YEAH", my older brother dove screaming out of the window and instead of following his lead...well, I don't remember anything that happened after that.


doesn't every male creature go through this rite of passage in one way or another?  :) :P
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« Reply #44 on: Jun 14, 03, 04:14:57 am CDT »

How about:
"Uh oh, the condom broke."
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« Reply #45 on: Jun 14, 03, 06:10:56 am CDT »

Quote from: "Treon"
How about:
"Uh oh, the condom broke."


 Thats not the last word thats only the begining :o  :o  :o  :eek:
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« Reply #46 on: Jun 14, 03, 07:31:26 pm CDT »

Yeah... that one is good for stopping the heart for a few beats!!!! :eek:
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« Reply #47 on: Jun 15, 03, 04:22:33 pm CDT »

CUNT
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« Reply #48 on: Jun 17, 03, 11:43:28 pm CDT »

Quote from: "Paddy O'Furniture"
CUNT


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« Reply #49 on: Jun 18, 03, 04:34:40 pm CDT »

"Talk to the pinky because not even the hand's listening."

"Dickless wonder."
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« Reply #50 on: Jul 07, 03, 11:24:22 am CDT »

Yeh.. Ok.. That's nice.. Buh-bye
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« Reply #51 on: Jul 08, 03, 11:01:37 pm CDT »

rednecks last words

Hey bubba watch this

Usually followed by large explosion or absolute silence
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« Reply #52 on: Jul 11, 03, 12:29:13 pm CDT »

For those of you out there that are also into d&d..if you are familiar with dragonlance then the last word that most parties here is

OOPS!!!

coming from the kenders mouth


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« Reply #53 on: Jul 11, 03, 01:55:03 pm CDT »

" Of course I love you Mary..I mean Jane really Jane I mean't Jane"
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Re: for those who rpg...
« Reply #54 on: Jul 11, 03, 02:58:13 pm CDT »

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For those of you out there that are also into d&d..if you are familiar with dragonlance then the last word that most parties here is
OOPS!!!
coming from the kenders mouth
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The look on the DM's face was priceless.  He thought it was chrsitmas!
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« Reply #55 on: Jul 13, 03, 09:21:26 am CDT »

Last words..hmmm
"Don't worry,I read about it in a magazine..."
Last Statement (Toatally sober and totally pissed off..uttered by yours truly)
"Yes,I was with her,and you know what? It was greadt. You know what else? I can't believe I gave up nights like those for times like this..."
             
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« Reply #56 on: Jul 13, 03, 03:03:54 pm CDT »

Quote from: "Shadow Dweller"
Last words..hmmm
"Don't worry,I read about it in a magazine..."
Last Statement (Toatally sober and totally pissed off..uttered by yours truly)
"Yes,I was with her,and you know what? It was greadt. You know what else? I can't believe I gave up nights like those for times like this..."
             
..Yep..I said it....
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Ouch.  And you're still among the living?  Must be a fast runner.....
Which would be why I have a bow.
Don't run, you'll just die tired.   ::fdevil::
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« Reply #57 on: Jul 13, 03, 04:07:16 pm CDT »

I never said there was'nt alot of excitement afterwards..lol..but trust me..it was more than justified.
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« Reply #58 on: Jul 16, 03, 10:07:40 pm CDT »

"Can I [email protected]<& your wife now?"
I said them...
I have witnesses....
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« Reply #59 on: Jul 17, 03, 01:28:25 am CDT »

Quote from: "Draco"
"Can I [email protected]<& your wife now?"
I said them...
I have witnesses....


Yep he said em....then he married her....and THAT'S what makes them the REAL Last Words.... :lol:

Sorry baby, I had to do it.
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