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LogennMarr

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Halloween Costume - Joke
« on: Oct 31, 03, 10:08:50 am CST »

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a halloween party.
He doesnt know what costume to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir:
Enclosed is a pirates outfit.  The spotted hankerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg so he writes a letter of complaint.  A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note which says:

Dear Sir:
Please find enclosed a Monk's Habit.  The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint.  The following week he gets a small package and a note which reads:

Dear Sir
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses.  Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple!!
Yours truly,
Acme Costume Company
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Halloween Costume - Joke
« Reply #1 on: Nov 03, 03, 05:34:47 pm CST »

LOL, Coming from a customer support background, that is greatness!
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Halloween Costume - Joke
« Reply #2 on: Nov 03, 03, 05:56:38 pm CST »

LOL...I almost saw that joke coming. Very nice. :lol:
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Re: Halloween Costume - Joke
« Reply #3 on: Nov 05, 03, 06:06:11 pm CST »

Quote from: "LogennMarr"
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Dear Sir
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses.  Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple!!
Yours truly,
Acme Costume Company


You should check the Customer Service thread. Very similar real life stuff going on here. I feel a trend coming about ;-)
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