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Anabelle

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Why Trick-or-Treating is better Than Sex
« on: Oct 31, 03, 01:31:37 pm CST »

Just a little sniggler for Halloween...

Why Trick-or-Treating is better Than Sex

10: You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9: If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8: The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7: You don`t have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6: It`s O.K. when the person you`re with fantasizes you're someone else,
because you are.
5: Forty years from now you`ll still enjoy candy.
4: If you don`t like what you get, you can always go next door.
3: It doesn`t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2: Less guilt the morning after.

And the number one reason-

1: YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD  :twisted:
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Why Trick-or-Treating is better Than Sex
« Reply #1 on: Nov 01, 03, 09:19:48 am CST »

a hung over as i am at the moment

that made me laugh...which hurt my head...which made me realize i should be at home asleep instead of at work
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