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« on: Nov 19, 03, 12:14:22 pm CST »

This was something I unintentionally started years ago when I was living in NJ. It started during the daily hour long commute to and from work in bumper to bumper traffic just a few weeks before Christmas. Being the warped person that I am, and being close to the start of the Holiday season, I figured I would share.

Tis the season to shoot assholes,
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA
As we shoot them with our pistols,
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA
Now we’ll use a hand grenade,
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Oh screw it, let’s just nuke them
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 19, 03, 12:41:50 pm CST »

See why we need "playdates" now?
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 03, 03, 01:12:19 pm CST »

Heres an oldie but a goodie.

I'm dreaming of a black sabbith,
just like the ones i used to know.
where tree tops glisten,
and children listen to virgin sacrafrices
in the snow.
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 03, 03, 01:13:05 pm CST »

Heres an oldie but a goodie.

I'm dreaming of a black sabbith,
just like the ones i used to know.
where tree tops glisten,
and children listen to virgin sacrafrices
in the snow.
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 03, 03, 01:24:01 pm CST »

Said my cousin Phil to my cousin Sue,
Did you hear what I heard?
Someone let a fart cousin Sue,
Did you hear what I heard?
A Fart, A Fart, echoed in the hall,
Their pants must be split into two.
Their pants must be split into two.

Said my cousin Sue to my sister Jill,
Do you smell what I smell?
Someone let a fart cousin Jill,
Do you smell what I smell?
A Fart, A Fart, wafting through the room,
It just brings tears to my eyes,
It just brings tears to my eyes.

Said my sister Jill to the family,
Do you know what I know?
Someone let a fart in this house!
Do you know what I know?
A Fart, A Fart, Man it really smells,
Beans and beer don't mix very well.
Beans and beer don't mix very well.
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 04, 03, 01:51:05 am CST »

Speaking of carols, does anyone know where I may find the Cryptkeeper's album of carols? Yes I have already tried ebay, but no luck and the album is no longer in production.

Here's one I used to sing in school:

Deck the halls with gasoline
Fa, la la la la, la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleam
Fa la la la la  la la la la
Burn the school down to ashes
Fa la la la la la la la la
Aren't you glad you play with matches
Fa la la la la la la la  la

It usually wasn't well received by the teachers.LOL
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 04, 03, 07:30:34 am CST »

Quote from: "Jade"
Speaking of carols, does anyone know where I may find the Cryptkeeper's album of carols? Yes I have already tried ebay, but no luck and the album is no longer in production.

Here's one I used to sing in school:

Deck the halls with gasoline
Fa, la la la la, la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleam
Fa la la la la  la la la la
Burn the school down to ashes
Fa la la la la la la la la
Aren't you glad you play with matches
Fa la la la la la la la  la

It usually wasn't well received by the teachers.LOL


Yeah they made it totally hard to find after the whole Columbine issue.  :roll:  (Another instance of people blaming everything on external influence vs. taking a good look at home)

But here's where I found it
http://catalog.songsearch.net/catalog/c/crypt_keeper.html
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 04, 03, 12:38:24 pm CST »

Thank you Gardo!

Yeah they did blame that one on everything, including Marilyn Manson. Too bad no one ever wants to put the blame on the ones who deserve it for anything bad that happens.
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 04, 03, 02:45:54 pm CST »

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Speaking of carols, does anyone know where I may find the Cryptkeeper's album of carols? Yes I have already tried ebay, but no luck and the album is no longer in production.


Amazon.com has it.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000002TUF/qid%3D1070570150/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/102-6357878-7250545

Also, Bob Rivers (http://www.twistedchristmas.com) has some good songs also.
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