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Muffin McFeelie

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« on: Dec 06, 03, 12:49:47 am CST »

What if the movie, A Christmas Story , were to take place now instead of the 1940s? Some changes would have to be made:


Ralphie wants a new $500 computer instead of a Red Ryder gun

His mom doesn't want to let him have it, saying, "The Perverts will get ya."

The father is preoccupied with his girlfriend and not the furnace.

Randy is on medication.

Scott Farkas, the bully, carries a gun to school.

The teacher's assignment to the class? Think of a word that tells us how you feel about "The Holidays."

Ralphie's "word" gets an A+

Social workers pay Ralphie's mom a visit after she washed his mouth out with soap.

Ralphie and Randy curl up before the soft glow of Pokeman.

Ralphie freezes on Santa's lap when the photographer goes nuts trying to
take his $19 digital photo.

Schwartz dares Flick to pull out his manlihood in the school yard.


And in 50 years, there will be a sense of nostalgia about this.

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« Reply #1 on: Dec 09, 03, 11:59:38 am CST »

I have never seen this movie in its entirety.

Thats a wierd word entirety say that 5 times fast....wonders away mumbling entirety,  totality, entirety ::cnfused:

Oh OK my point. My wench is telling me it is an XMAS classic.
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 09, 03, 12:11:43 pm CST »

SEE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH
 :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 09, 03, 03:52:25 pm CST »

YES, by far it is my favorite Christmas movie and truly a classic.  ::santa::

Anyone who has not seen it or only saw parts of it, take the time next time it's on, sit down, and watch it. Hell.....RENT it so you can see it commercial free.

Such a great one.
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 09, 03, 05:48:45 pm CST »

fa wa wa wa wa
waaa waaa
waaa waaa
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 11, 03, 06:17:21 pm CST »

my christmas day ritual is the usual opening of presents... then plopping my butt down on the couch buried under blankets and turning on TBS to watch the 24 hours of "a christmas story" it drives my mother nuts... asks me every year how i can watch it 12 times... love it love it love it!!!

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« Reply #6 on: Dec 11, 03, 09:16:12 pm CST »

you'll shoot yer eye out....

you'll shoot yer eye out....

you'll shoot yer eye out....



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« Reply #7 on: Dec 11, 03, 09:40:30 pm CST »

I will honestly say that this is one of my least fav movies of the holidays, cept for the tongue and pole bit.
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 12, 03, 03:49:56 am CST »

My preferred Christmas movies are Frosty the Snowman (the happy birthday snowman), Rudolph (Burl Ives does the voice) and Charlie Brown Christmas.  
And Miracle on 34th St (Natalie Woods)
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 12, 03, 10:33:14 am CST »

Quote from: "Jade"
My preferred Christmas movies are Frosty the Snowman (the happy birthday snowman), Rudolph (Burl Ives does the voice) and Charlie Brown Christmas.  
And Miracle on 34th St (Natalie Woods)


I got the same favorites with the rudolph, and any of the claymation type shows from the 60's/70's.

Drive nancy nuts with the collectibles toys from rudolph. but she gets me toys at Xmas now.
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 12, 03, 10:44:26 am CST »

Last year Draco and the kids got me ALL....yep ALL....the collectible Rudolph toys!!  I LOVE 'EM!!  This year I have a whole Rudolph Display on top of our Wall unit!!

"She said I'm cuuuuuuute!"
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 12, 03, 01:39:05 pm CST »

you know they sell a chocolate Rudolph just like the easter bunnies....so now you can bit his ears/antlers off, that is if you are anything like my mother who would eat ours off before easter then our baskets would have earless bunnies iin them......

I love my mom!!!!

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« Reply #12 on: Dec 12, 03, 09:01:50 pm CST »

I had heard that they were releasing A Christmas Story on DVD this year. I definitely want to get a copy of that as I have probably worn out my tape of it.
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 13, 03, 09:15:45 am CST »

yes they did, it is a special edition 20th ann thingy...may even be two discs....not sure, but you know how they always do those kinds of things.....
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 13, 03, 03:56:35 pm CST »

Quote from: "Aries"
Last year Draco and the kids got me ALL....yep ALL....the collectible Rudolph toys!!  I LOVE 'EM!!  This year I have a whole Rudolph Display on top of our Wall unit!!

"She said I'm cuuuuuuute!"


you're so lucky. I still have around 4 of them I havent gotten yet. picked up the girl elf and the tall skinny elf last night.  I really like the King moon racer toy though.
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 14, 03, 11:04:34 am CST »

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I had heard that they were releasing A Christmas Story on DVD this year. I definitely want to get a copy of that as I have probably worn out my tape of it.


theyve included commentaries by the actors... we get to see ralphie all grown up... its on my christmas wish list...

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« Reply #16 on: Dec 14, 03, 11:05:17 am CST »

Quote from: "Jared_Thorne"
I had heard that they were releasing A Christmas Story on DVD this year. I definitely want to get a copy of that as I have probably worn out my tape of it.


theyve included commentaries by the actors... we get to see ralphie all grown up... its on my christmas wish list...

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