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« on: Dec 30, 03, 11:59:18 am CST »

Michael jackson gets married and his new wife soon becomes pregnat and delievers a baby boy.

 Ever concerned about health issues, Jacko pulls the Doctor aside and asks " How long before we can have sex?"

the Dr replies, " Geez cant ya at least wait till he learns to walk?"

Q: How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable??

A: Put him on stage with a white tiger
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 30, 03, 05:36:37 pm CST »

:eek:  :eek:


How about a Michael Jackson breakfast sandwich. It's a tongue on a twelve year old bun.

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« Reply #2 on: Jan 01, 04, 06:22:14 pm CST »

What do McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common?

33 year old meat between 11 year old buns.

A 10 year old girl walks up to her mother and asks "Mommy, what's an orgasm?"
Her mother replies "I don't know dear, ask your father."

What is another name for Ben Affleck?
A J. Lo rider

What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.
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