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Employee Complaint
« on: Mar 11, 04, 02:21:39 am CST »

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for
 the following
  reasons:

  I do physical labor.
  I work at great depths.
  I plunge head first into everything I do.
  I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
  I work in a damp environment.
  I don't get paid overtime.
  I work in a dark workplace that has poor
 ventilation.
  I work in high temperatures.
  My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

  Dear Penis,
  After assessing your request, and considering the
 arguments you have, raised, the administration rejects
  your request for the following reasons:
  You do not work 8 hours straight.
  You fall asleep on the job after brief work
 periods.
  You do not always follow the orders of the
 management team.
  You do not stay in your designated area and are
 often seen visiting other locations.
  You do not take initiative - you need to be
 pressured and stimulated in   order to start working.
  You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
 your shift.
  You don't always observe necessary safety
 regulations,such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
  You will retire well before you are 65.
  You are unable to work double shifts.
  You sometimes leave your designated work before you
 have completed the  assigned task.
  And if that were not all, you have been seen
 constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying
 two suspicious looking bags.

  Sincerely,
  The Management
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