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« on: Jun 05, 04, 02:09:13 pm CDT »

Here's some of mine. Feel free to post yours.

"God was my co-pilot. Unfortunately, we crashed in the Andes mountains and I had to eat him."
"Earth first. We can strip mine the other planets later."
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
"The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful."
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 05, 04, 04:27:32 pm CDT »

hot topics has some good ones

they have an air freshener that i want on a bumper sticker:
"I am a pirate and this is my ship"
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 05, 04, 06:27:31 pm CDT »

I love the bunnies

You suck and that's sad!
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 05, 04, 07:40:11 pm CDT »

Why am I the only one here that can drive?

My other auto is a .45
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 06, 04, 10:15:12 am CDT »

100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?
A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive
All stressed out and nobody to choke
Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Beam me up Jesus
Blondes Tease....Brunettes Please....
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous.
Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich.
Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?
Your Child May Be An Honor Student, But You’re Still An Asshole
Your honor student deals the best drugs.
You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!
You can pick your nose and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch
Why can't women learn to put the toilet seat back up?
Why did God give beauty queens one more brain cell than horses? So they wouldn't shit on stage.
Why am I so thirsty when I drank so much last night?
Who are these kids and why are they calling me MOM?
Vegetarian: Indian word for BAD HUNTER!
Very Funny, Scotty. Now Beam Up My Clothes.
T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.
Save Your Breath – You’ll Need It To Blow Up Your Date!
Save a tree, eat a beaver.
Practice safe government. Use kingdoms.
My wife said if I watch one more Yankees game she is leaving. God I'll miss her.
My Kid Had Sex With Your Honor Student
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks
It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
Its not that i'm afraid to die. I just don't wanna be there when it happens.
It takes a Viking to raze a village.
If you're against logging, try wiping your ass with plastic.
I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad?
I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
Don't laugh; your daughter may be in back.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn.
Condoms are easier to change than diapers!
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 06, 04, 11:19:30 am CDT »

Quote from: "Jade"
Here's some of mine. Feel free to post yours.
"The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful."


I love that one...it's also the name of a Jimmy Buffett song.

Saw this one at EMMF: "If they outlaw guns, we can use swords."
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 06, 04, 07:34:55 pm CDT »

My all time favorie read

"Marine Corp Sniper, Don't run, You'll only die tired"
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 06, 04, 10:44:10 pm CDT »

" Real me wear Kilts" i actually own one of these  :D
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 06, 04, 10:46:00 pm CDT »

Quote from: "Dunncan"
" Real me wear Kilts" i actually own one of these  :D


OK lets try that one again:
"Real MEN wear Kilts"

::trys to shoot his typist, and misses::
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 07, 04, 02:21:40 am CDT »

some of my all time favs.  

when guns are outlawed i will be an outlaw
came on vacation left on probation    "saw that one at Daytona"
show tits 12 feet ahead
show tits  50 foot ahead   "on an 18 wheeler"
driver getting head       "saw that on the back of a rolls"
Bitch at wheel      "on the back of a car from ohio"
save a tree wipe your ass with a spotted owl
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 07, 04, 07:20:10 am CDT »

"LEGALIZE UPDOC!"

this is my fav Cause you have to provide the Punchline...
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 07, 04, 07:56:50 am CDT »

Quote from: "Dmitri"
"LEGALIZE UPDOC!"

this is my fav Cause you have to provide the Punchline...

at coomand raining a few years ago, we had a former residnet of the hanoi hilton come and give a motivational speech. He told us a story in which the VC had beat it out of him that his family waere farmers and they grew updoc. A few hours later, another VC came into his cell and strted screaming "whats Updoc whats updoc."? So he started to then give recipes, descprictions of the plants etc
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 07, 04, 11:17:27 am CDT »

I poke Badgers with spoons  :D
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 07, 04, 12:28:30 pm CDT »

Quote from: "Jade"

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
also" I brake for Dragons, Unicorns, Elves, & other invisible creatures only I can see." "Protected by Man with a Sword". These grace the back of my car. Another good one"My Goddess can beat up your God."
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 07, 04, 12:58:47 pm CDT »

one of my favs is

"can't sleep clowns will eat me, can't sleep clows will eat me"

Also:

"jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an asshole"
"if you try to be smarter i'll try to be nicer"

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« Reply #15 on: Jun 08, 04, 04:03:39 pm CDT »

I saw this one today...

"If you can read this, thank a teacher.
...and since it's in English, thank a soldier."

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« Reply #16 on: Jun 08, 04, 04:28:06 pm CDT »

My gun has killed less people the Ted Kennedy's car

I freaking rolled when I read that

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« Reply #17 on: Jun 08, 04, 04:53:31 pm CDT »

Another favorite-

"If you can read this, flip me over."

Seen upside down on the bumper of a Jeep...
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« Reply #18 on: Jun 08, 04, 07:18:13 pm CDT »

Entropy I Actually have that one for after i do my 3inch suspension and 3 inch body lift with 35 inch tires on my nissan xterra

Well that and a host of others.


4X4 bumper stickers

Honk if parts fall off
Chicks dig body damage
If you can read this roll me over
I hate your SUV
It aint just trail rated its trail tested
jeep Xtraction vehicle
Its a jeep thing and I dont care


Yeah i like mud boggin and driving through the woods and all that fun stuff
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« Reply #19 on: Jun 09, 04, 01:30:05 am CDT »

-Is that your head or did your neck throw up?
-Due to budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
-Sometimes it's not worth chewing through the straps in the morning
-Sometimes it's not worth fighting the clowns under the bed
-I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister
-I'd turn back if I were you
-I have an ulterior motive for my hidden agenda
-Don't make me release the flying monkeys
-"You'll find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view" -Obi Wan Kenobi
-Hang up and drive (simple and to the point)

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I'm only wearing black until they make something darker
In the suburbs no one can hear you scream
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