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« Reply #20 on: Jun 09, 04, 10:02:46 am CDT »

Ok 2 of mine

WARNING Invisible dragon in back seat

Ahh... I see the Screw-up Fairy has visited us again.
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« Reply #21 on: Jun 09, 04, 12:10:27 pm CDT »

Stop following me! I don't know where I'm going!

And one that I thought of and had to get made:
I brake for acid trips :eek:
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« Reply #22 on: Jun 09, 04, 11:42:15 pm CDT »

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Stop following me! I don't know where I'm going!

And one that I thought of and had to get made:
I brake for acid trips :eek:




Both of these cracked me up. Great way to let off some steam after work thanks !!!
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« Reply #23 on: Jun 11, 04, 01:55:59 pm CDT »

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" Real me wear Kilts" i actually own one of these  :D


OK lets try that one again:
"Real MEN wear Kilts"

::trys to shoot his typist, and misses::

 I have several of these as well...I also have "Blow it out your bagpipes" and A sticker of a Scot with a wooden club that says "Yes I ama Scot, the  friendly race". I used to have "My family is more dysfunctional than your family." Also: "WARNING: My dragon is smarter than your honor student". My mom has one that says "My kid beat up your honor student"  And everyone's favorite "Hukd onn fonicks phukt mee uhp". I have "I break for men in kilts"
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« Reply #24 on: Jun 24, 04, 07:10:43 pm CDT »

ON the back of a shirt:
"If you can read this, the bitch fell off" and also the other version which has "bastard" in place of "bitch".

DILLIGAF- simple and to the point.
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« Reply #25 on: Jun 25, 04, 08:04:47 am CDT »

"If I promise to miss you, will you go away?"   :D
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« Reply #26 on: Jun 25, 04, 09:47:06 am CDT »

I like - I believe in unicorns, dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures - My MIL actually has it in her back window.

All I have is an Irish dancer in my back window and I poke baders with spoons. (Jeff's nickname has been badger for years)
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« Reply #27 on: Jun 30, 04, 05:02:59 pm CDT »

I have many other lists, but I'll break out the gun control ones for ya:


a. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
b. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
c. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
d. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
e. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
f. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
g. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
h. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
i. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
j. The United States Constitution 1791. All Rights Reserved.
k. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
l. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
m. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
n. Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Politicians.
o. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.
p. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
q. 911 - government sponsored Dial a Prayer.
r. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
s. Criminals love gun control - it makes their jobs safer.
t. If Guns cause Crime, then Matches cause Arson.
u. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
v. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
w. Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more.
x. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
y. The American Revolution would never have happened with Gun Control.
z. "...a government by the people, for the people..."
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« Reply #28 on: Jun 30, 04, 05:41:51 pm CDT »

one of my favorite shirts has this saying on it

"Gun Control means Hitting your Target"
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« Reply #29 on: Jun 30, 04, 08:02:10 pm CDT »

I saw this one on the way home from work:

"Guns kill people...just like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat..."
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« Reply #30 on: Jul 01, 04, 09:17:17 am CDT »

"I brake for Halucinations"
"Bad Cop, NO Donut"
"My kid sold crack to your honor student."
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« Reply #31 on: Jul 01, 04, 12:31:06 pm CDT »

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not kicking and screaming like his passengers.

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« Reply #32 on: Jul 01, 04, 01:25:56 pm CDT »

My faves are

Honk if you R Jesus

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« Reply #33 on: Jul 02, 04, 12:21:27 am CDT »

My child drinks out of the toilet  (picture of german shepard)

God, help me to be the man my dog thinks I am

Cat, the other white meat

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit

The religious right is neither

Politically incorrect and damn proud of it

I love my country but I'm scared to death of its government

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« Reply #34 on: Jul 02, 04, 08:57:47 am CDT »

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Cat, the other white meat


I tired to get a Chinese friend of mine to write that in Mandarine Caligraphy for me and ended up getting a lecture on how the Chinese don't differenciate between white meat and red meat.  It's ALL food to them.   :wink:
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« Reply #35 on: Jul 08, 04, 01:05:14 pm CDT »

loved this when I saw it.. on a jacked up Pickup..

"Smile when you go under" His bumber was as high as my car :P

and also

"Remember Pillage First then BURN!!"
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« Reply #36 on: Jul 08, 04, 01:57:40 pm CDT »

Gardo's wife has a great one:  "Don't make me get my flying monkies!"

On my own truck: "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."  and  "Time flies when you are sick and psychotic."
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« Reply #37 on: Jul 18, 04, 12:38:16 am CDT »

"Jesus saves, and takes half damage"

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« Reply #38 on: Jul 18, 04, 08:21:17 am CDT »

JESUS SAVES
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« Reply #39 on: Jul 19, 04, 08:14:03 am CDT »

"Cthulu Saves, he may be hungry again later."
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