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« Reply #40 on: Jul 19, 04, 12:09:48 pm CDT »

Quote from: "Raphael96"
"Jesus saves, and takes half damage"

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Wow. This is even more geeky than my "magic missile" line while water was running down all my fingers...Good to know I'm not the only one. :D
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« Reply #41 on: Jul 20, 04, 08:31:04 am CDT »

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Gardo's wife has a great one:  "Don't make me get my flying monkies!"


Yeah well she also has "My moral standing is lying down!"
that is my favorite Bumper sticker
the Other one that she has is "I poke badgers with spoons" anyone who knows my wife would find this doubley funny :wink:
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« Reply #42 on: Aug 24, 04, 04:20:25 am CDT »

ok
Wyoming where men are men and sheep are scared
My goat is smarter than your Honor Student

And my favorite
If it's Tourist season why can't we shoot em'?
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« Reply #43 on: Sep 08, 04, 06:17:03 pm CDT »

8) "shore I miss My Ex But my aim is improving!"
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« Reply #44 on: Sep 09, 04, 09:58:39 am CDT »

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I poke Badgers with spoons  :D


okay, darling....working on an hour and a half of sleep, this line for some reason sent me into giggle fits! The person in the cubicle next to me thinks I'm crazy, because I have a chibi lugardo in my head running around with a spoon o'death, poking random things.

as i said...hour and a half of sleep...
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« Reply #45 on: Sep 09, 04, 03:14:11 pm CDT »

OH MY GOD LET IT DIE!!!!!!!

KILL IT LET IT DIE LET IT DIE PLEASE GOD LET IT DIE IN PEACE!

No more necromancy on old threads for the love of jesus

Who for anyone who wants to know is sitting next to me with a spork and a half eaten pudding.

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« Reply #46 on: Oct 14, 04, 01:02:26 am CDT »

I don't know if this one was added already but my favorite sticker reads:

 "Beware of dragons for to them you are crunchy and good with ketchup!"
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« Reply #47 on: Oct 14, 04, 09:21:53 am CDT »

Saw this one on the highway recently:  "Even Jesus thinks you suck."   :lol:
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« Reply #48 on: Oct 14, 04, 04:24:55 pm CDT »

Beam me up Scotty...It Ate my Phaser

Beam me up Scooty..The drugs now here suck!
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« Reply #49 on: Oct 15, 04, 08:47:26 am CDT »

A little too much LDS on that last one there I think.   :lol:
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« Reply #50 on: Oct 15, 04, 11:05:26 am CDT »

yeah it should have said down here.. *duh*
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« Reply #51 on: Oct 15, 04, 12:15:40 pm CDT »

:idea:  Slight detour~ What bumper stickers (other than Jesus) do you HATE?

I for one can't stand the "Proud of my honor student" ones. Like only an honor student should get praise.
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« Reply #52 on: Oct 15, 04, 12:17:56 pm CDT »

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I for one can't stand the "Proud of my honor student" ones. Like only an honor student should get praise.


I've seen ones that say "My kid can kick your honor students ass!"

That's funny!
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« Reply #53 on: Oct 15, 04, 12:26:08 pm CDT »



I hate the ones that say:


God is my coPilot...

I want to get as far away from those cars as possible...
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« Reply #54 on: Oct 15, 04, 12:27:14 pm CDT »

I'm sick of the "mean people suck" stickers.

Okay, it was clever when only 3 people had it. But then it got trendy.
GAWD I hate trendy.

It wasn't on a bumper sticker, but there was an air freshner in Hot Topic that said "My Car is Rank, so I Bought This."

And my favorite, which is actually on the back of my car, says "Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult."  :lol: Because it's true!
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« Reply #55 on: Oct 15, 04, 12:29:15 pm CDT »

Oh, and I hate politcal bumper stickers...like I CARE what freakin' party you voted for, or I'm going to look at it and go.... "Really? Win with Bush? Well then, damn, I'm gonna vote for him now!!"  :roll:  WTF ever....

And conversely, on the God is my co-pilot ones...I"m sick of seeing the adidtional "But then we crashed and I had to eat him."
Once again...got trendy, got old...
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« Reply #56 on: Oct 15, 04, 12:29:40 pm CDT »

:D  Ok, Up where I'm from I remembered the ones that read "My other vehicle is a John Deere!"  

Like advertising you're a farmer is SO in!

" Oh he drives a tractor, and smells like manure! Oooohhhh!"
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« Reply #57 on: Oct 15, 04, 12:39:32 pm CDT »

Dragonfly, I've never seen the addition to the co-pilot ones.

 & about the responsible adult I won't tell if you won't! :D
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« Reply #58 on: Oct 15, 04, 04:49:29 pm CDT »

If electricity comes from electrons, where does morality come from? morons?


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« Reply #59 on: Oct 21, 04, 06:43:33 pm CDT »

"My delinquent can beat up your honor student"  is my favorite.  You get a lot of those around my town, because it's full of delinquents.   Here are a bunch more:

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Help end poverty. Eat the poor.
Witch parking only. All others will be toad.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
Fight organized crime. Abolish the IRS.
An erection does not constitute personal growth.
Lead me not into temptation. I know my own way.
Saturday has a morning?
I'll die for my own sins, thank you.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I believe in dragons, faeries, good men and other mythological
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Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
How could you have found Jesus when He was buried underneath my
         floorboards the entire time?

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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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