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What movie line(s) makes you laugh when you remember it?
« on: Jun 18, 04, 02:04:04 pm CDT »

Bruce Allmighty:

Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.


Damned funny.  What gets you chuckling?
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 18, 04, 02:20:24 pm CDT »

Prizzi's Honor

" If Moxie Hellers so fucking smart how come hes so fucking dead"
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 18, 04, 02:34:06 pm CDT »

In your best drunk voice: "I gaaaaatttaa go home!"


Say Anything ::al::
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 18, 04, 03:39:28 pm CDT »

"Oh George, not the cows....."

O Brother Where Art Thou

but I also agree with the bruce almighty...prize winning

Also from airplane "and don't call me shirley"

and that scene in Silence of the lambs

"it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"....

or almost anyline from that section of scenes, when used properly makes me laugh my ass off

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« Reply #4 on: Jun 18, 04, 03:48:58 pm CDT »

"We were jus..."

"...LEAVING what a great idea!"
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 18, 04, 04:30:30 pm CDT »

"Have fun stormin the castle!"
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 19, 04, 01:58:55 am CDT »

"He was LICKING ME!!!"    --Ravenous

I just can't help but giggle at this. In context or not. Is it wrong?  ::cwm3::

I also have to admit that a line from Willow makes me smile.

"Ah, your mother was a lizard!"
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 21, 04, 09:01:59 am CDT »

Quote from: "Muffin McFeelie"

"it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"....


One of our friends, Michael "Hanz-O-Gawd" from the NYRF and NJRF does that line so perfectly it gives most of us chills to hear it come out of him.  Scary thing is he's a massage therapist and WILL use that line while working on friends.   :lol:

Then again having him read the Wuggie Norple story is side splitting.

Keep going guys!  This is a fun read!
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 21, 04, 09:19:04 am CDT »

Quote from: "Paradox"
I also have to admit that a line from Willow makes me smile.

"Ah, your mother was a lizard!"


Tee hee....ah yes, we do say this a lot to each other. Actually, we quote that movie a lot, don't we? We are such nerds.
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 21, 04, 10:17:33 am CDT »

"You came in that thing?? You're braver than I thought!"

One of the top ten sexualy tilted lines in star wars...
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 21, 04, 12:42:12 pm CDT »

and the other nine were???
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 21, 04, 12:57:06 pm CDT »

"No more rhyming...and I mean it"

"Anybody want a pea-nut"

from the Princess Bride  :)
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 21, 04, 01:57:48 pm CDT »

Quote from: "Nuala"
and the other nine were???


Just remember you asked for it...

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars IV: A New Hope"

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

3. "Look at the size of that thing!"

4. "Sorry about the mess..."

5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."

8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"

9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"




Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back"

1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."

3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"

4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."

5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."

6. "But now we must eat. Come good food, come..."

7. "Control, control! You must learn control!"

8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"



Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi"

1. "Rise, my friend."
2. "Open the back door!"

3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"

4. "It's just a dead animal..."

5. "Not bad for a little furball."

6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"

7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"

8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."

9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"

10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."



Forgive me if someone has seen this before..just got it...:)

And now, our new list of sexually slanted lines from Return of the Jedi:

13. "What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work." (C3PO)
12. "Hey, point that thing someplace else." (Han)

11. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master." (Emperor)

10. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" (Leia)

9. "I never knew I had it in me." (C3PO)

8. "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab." (Lando)

7. "There is good in him, I've felt it." (Luke)

6. "If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit." (C3PO)

5. "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can." (Jerjerrod) with reply "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them." (Darth)

4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han) with "A little higher, just a little higher." (Lando)

3. "Short help's better than no help at all." (Han)

2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." (Han)

1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!" (Han)
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 21, 04, 03:51:52 pm CDT »

Slight edit of a line I do every time I see the movie:

The Fellowship of the Ring:

"Welcome to Rivendale........Mr. Anderson."
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 21, 04, 04:28:14 pm CDT »

How bout this one...

"This one girl... I drove through 3 states, wearing her head as a hat."
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 21, 04, 04:30:01 pm CDT »

From Animal House:

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
"Germans?"
"Forget it.  He's rolling."

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

From Ghostbusters:

"Okay, so she sleeps above the covers.  *Four feet* above the covers."

From The Quiet Man:

"No pattyfingers if you please.  The proprieties at all times."

"Woman of the house!  I've brought the brother home for supper!"

From Shreck 2:

"Tha's not mine."

"I'll be true..........enough."
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« Reply #16 on: Jun 22, 04, 05:55:18 am CDT »

From the orignal Cyrano movie, 1951...
"I recognize in you a man of...prominence".
Another favorite line from that movie would be funny now if it weren't actually happening to a close friend.
"My friend, I seem to see over a precious flower, some great snail crawling" :[ .
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« Reply #17 on: Jun 22, 04, 07:33:28 am CDT »

One of my favs is a series of lines (well really a scene) from the
Scarlet Pimpernell
The end fight scene where the Pimpernell dismantles the baddie's wardrobe in a duel ending with the line
Hmm..so they are, but sink me if you look out that window ther you'll see my yacht the Adventure waiting to take me and my men back to England."

that whole scene always brings a smile to my face. :)
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« Reply #18 on: Jun 22, 04, 09:18:38 am CDT »

Shrek 2 - "Well, you still look like an ASS to me."   :lol:
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« Reply #19 on: Jun 22, 04, 11:10:46 am CDT »

Arthur: The Lady of the Lake-- her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.  THAT is why I am your king!

Man:   (laughingly) Listen: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!  Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some... farcical aquatic ceremony!

Arthur: (yelling) BE QUIET!

Man:   You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!!

Arthur: (coming forward and grabbing the man) Shut *UP*!

Man:   I mean, if I went 'round, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
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