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« Reply #40 on: Jul 16, 04, 09:13:47 am CDT »

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« Reply #41 on: Jul 16, 04, 09:39:16 am CDT »

From Abbot & Costello Meet Frankenstein


Lou: Hey Bud if you see a pair of pants fly by you don't grab them.

Bud: Why not?

Lou:  Because I'll be in them!
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« Reply #42 on: Jul 16, 04, 09:39:35 am CDT »

here's a couple from one of my favorite movies-  Hudson Hawk

"Did I miss anything?  Did I miss anything?!  Tommy, if you had been alive in the 1800's, you probably would've gone to the Ford theatre and said, 'Sorry I'm late Mrs. Lincoln... Did I miss anything?'" -Eddie

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« Reply #43 on: Jul 17, 04, 03:36:58 am CDT »

Quote from: "Random"
here's a couple from one of my favorite movies-  Hudson Hawk

"Did I miss anything?  Did I miss anything?!  Tommy, if you had been alive in the 1800's, you probably would've gone to the Ford theatre and said, 'Sorry I'm late Mrs. Lincoln... Did I miss anything?'" -Eddie

"What does the color blue taste like?  Bobo knows... ::laughs:: I must speak to the Dolphins now." -Anna Barodney

"If Leonardo DaVinci were alive today he'd be sitting NAKED in the back of a limo with US eating Microwaved Sushi!" -Darwin Mayflower


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« Reply #44 on: Jul 17, 04, 09:43:55 am CDT »

From "The Great Race" in the scene where Natalie Wood pulls a sword on Tony Curtis.

Natalie:  "I won the women's International fencing competition!"

<They have a brief exchange which ends when he disarms her and she falls backwards onto a bed.  He leans forward..>

Tony:  Now, if you had won the MEN'S International fencing competition...


You couldn't get away with that kind of line today, but I love it!  :)

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« Reply #45 on: Jul 17, 04, 10:02:52 pm CDT »

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From "The Great Race" in the scene where Natalie Wood pulls a sword on Tony Curtis.


Oh, that is SUCH a great movie! :-D Especially with the one scene with Ross Martin fencing with Tony Curtis. YUM!
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« Reply #46 on: Jul 18, 04, 12:24:18 am CDT »

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Quote from: "Raphael96"
From "The Great Race" in the scene where Natalie Wood pulls a sword on Tony Curtis.


Oh, that is SUCH a great movie! :-D Especially with the one scene with Ross Martin fencing with Tony Curtis. YUM!


Good to know I'm not the only fan! :)

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« Reply #47 on: Jul 18, 04, 09:54:26 am CDT »

From Kingpin:

Roy: Thomas can raise a barn, but can he pick up a 7-10 split?

Ishmael: God blessed my brother to be a good carpenter. It's okay.

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« Reply #48 on: Jul 18, 04, 11:15:28 am CDT »

Quote from: "Raphael96"
Quote from: "Fiona Frecklebutt"
Quote from: "Raphael96"
From "The Great Race" in the scene where Natalie Wood pulls a sword on Tony Curtis.

Oh, that is SUCH a great movie! :-D Especially with the one scene with Ross Martin fencing with Tony Curtis. YUM!

Good to know I'm not the only fan! :)
Raphael


Well I've always been a big Blake Edwards fan but when people think of him they normally associate him with The Pink Panther flicks. Not that they're not great movies in their own right but for some reason The Great Escape tended to be overlooked and didn't quite get the credit it deserved.
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« Reply #49 on: Jul 19, 04, 02:43:34 am CDT »

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Well I've always been a big Blake Edwards fan but when people think of him they normally associate him with The Pink Panther flicks. Not that they're not great movies in their own right but for some reason The Great Escape tended to be overlooked and didn't quite get the credit it deserved.


It surprises me given the cast alone!

Its a truly great movie comedy..

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« Reply #50 on: Jul 20, 04, 08:42:18 am CDT »

this Quote From Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, has a new special meaning for me.  :D
Perfect Tommy: Pictures don't lie.
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« Reply #51 on: Jul 20, 04, 11:24:07 am CDT »

The most famous line from Evolution:

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« Reply #52 on: Jul 20, 04, 12:11:04 pm CDT »

LOL!!!  Buackaroo Banzai quotes!  Good call Gardo.  This one reminds me of when we went out to the bar one night after faire years ago:

Lord John Whorfin: Where are we going?
Red Lectroids: Planet Ten.
Lord John Whorfin: When?
Red Lectroids: Real soon.



The one everybody knows:  

Lord John Whorfin: Laugh while you can, monkey-boy.



The story of my life:

Mission Control: Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?
Buckaroo Banzai: Tell him yes on one and no on two.
Mission Control: Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia... or number 2?


Few of us know the secret meaning of this one:

Lectroid: We are not in the Eighth dimension, we are over New Jersey. Hope is not lost.


I hate to tip my hand but I've used a varient of this one to win arguements with Gardo (guess who's who):

Buckaroo Banzai: Let her out.
Female Prisoner: Hey, me too.
Perfect Tommy: Let her out?
Buckaroo Banzai: That's right, let her out. I'll be responsible.
Perfect Tommy: But she's a killer.
Buckaroo Banzai: No, she's not. Now, let her out and give her your coat.
Perfect Tommy: Why me?
Buckaroo Banzai: Because you're perfect.
Perfect Tommy: You have a point there.
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« Reply #53 on: Jul 29, 04, 10:01:20 pm CDT »

From The Pirate Movie:

The pirate King: Mabel, your goose bumps have grown.
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« Reply #54 on: Jul 30, 04, 12:24:50 am CDT »

Lousy movie, but great line - Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves
"F*&^ me! He cleared it!"

Princess Bride - "Wuv, t'woo wuv" (actually far too many great lines to count)

I agree with the line from Men in Tights, too.
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« Reply #55 on: Jul 30, 04, 12:44:51 am CDT »

at our wedding the woman who married us actually said

"mawwage"

and said it a few times....it took us all we could not to laugh our asses off


and yes she did it on purpose......

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« Reply #56 on: Aug 02, 04, 08:55:20 am CDT »

OMG!!!

At my wedding the best man did the whole "mawwage" speech to open his Best Man's speech.  Half the audience was in tears laughing and the other half was looking at the first half wondering what the hell was so damned funny.

My wife and I felt that speech made the whole even perfect...despite hiring a moronic lush of a DJ.

Why Gardo and Bengal didn't kill him right after the reception was over was beyond me.

The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...
[cut to Westley, Inigo, and Fezzik]
The Impressive Clergyman: And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...
[cut to the trio again]
The Impressive Clergyman: So tweasure your wuv.
Prince Humperdinck: Skip to the end.
The Impressive Clergyman: Have you the wing?
[cut to the trio once more]
Prince Humperdinck: Man and wife. Say man and wife.
The Impressive Clergyman: Man an' wife.



So many good ones from that film.

Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.


Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Westley: No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya: I must know...
Westley: Get used to disappointment.
Inigo Montoya: 'kay.

[Fencing]
Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage]



My personal favorite:
Prince Humperdinck: Surrender.
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
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« Reply #57 on: Aug 02, 04, 09:08:22 am CDT »

And yet you've missed my favorites!

Fezzik:  I didnt have to miss.

Wesley:  I believe you... so what do we do now?

Fezzik:  Now we face each other as god intended... man to man.

Wesley:  You mean you put down your Rock, and I'll put down my sword and we try to kill each other like Gentlemen?

Fezzik:  I could kill you now...

Wesley:  I think you MAY have a Slight advantage at Hand fighting.

Fezzik:  It's not my fault I'm the biggest and the strongest, I dont even exercize.

and

Ruger:  Are you coming down?  I'm starting him on the machine today.

Humperdink:  You know I love to watch you work, but I'm just swamped!  I have a wedding to plan, my wife to murder, and Gilder to blame for it...

Ruger:  Just get some rest... remember if you dont have your health... you dont have anything.

and finally...

Ruger:  You must be that spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago...   Have you been chaseing me all your life only to fail now?  I think that might be the most terrible thing I have ever heard...  How Marvelous.
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« Reply #58 on: Aug 02, 04, 09:23:35 am CDT »

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And yet you've missed my favorites!


Now, Random, old buddy, if I'd have posted your favorites I would have robbed you of the pleasure of posting them yourself!!!  I wouldn't do that to a friend!
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« Reply #59 on: Aug 02, 04, 03:12:43 pm CDT »

Just a lil pounce on the thread.....

http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/princess.shtml

I found this a while back, not that it's needed, obviously, but it's fun to read.  :D
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