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« Reply #60 on: Aug 02, 04, 05:14:32 pm CDT »

I do love that.....

Thanks for the post

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« Reply #61 on: Aug 04, 04, 07:05:14 pm CDT »

Alright, around where I work Back to the Future quotes get thrown around quite often.

George McFly, "I'm your density"

and when Marty uses the term "heavy" the Doc responds...
"In the future, is there something wrong with the earth's gravitational pull?"

plus many many more.

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« Reply #62 on: Aug 10, 04, 08:00:44 am CDT »

This one is from Roger Rabbit "Sorry I"m late, but i had to shake the weasals."

The double entende is just brilliant.
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« Reply #63 on: Aug 10, 04, 08:19:11 am CDT »

From the The man in the Iron Mask (The Leo version) after Porthos tries to hang himself and collapses the roof Aramis says "Well I'm a genius, not an archetect."

From the Disney's three Musketeers Aramis (again) upon being caught with another mans wife. "We must pray...on second thought God is often busy."

From the same Movie, Porthos "Rochefort...is that a smelly kind of cheese?"

From the Richard Lester (and in my opinion best) 3and4 Musketeers:

D'Artagnan:I love Milady with my head but, I love (Mme. Bonecieux) with my Heart"

Athos: "You have a most discriminating, anatomy, young man."
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« Reply #64 on: Aug 10, 04, 09:22:15 am CDT »

Hey it strayed from the book a LOT but that Disney Musketeer's was a lot of fun regardless. I think Oliver Platt was the best Porthos yet.

My favorite line from that is earlier in that same scene after he comes crashing down on the chandelier and says "Darn...I was aiming for Rochefort!"
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« Reply #65 on: Aug 10, 04, 11:46:23 am CDT »

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I think Oliver Platt was the best Porthos yet.


Yes, Platt, Sheen & Sutherland were REALLY well cast!
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« Reply #66 on: Aug 10, 04, 12:15:12 pm CDT »

I'd love to see that cast get reunited in about 8 years and do the sequel "Twenty Years After."

I understand Richard Lester did that with his cast but I've never seen the film. I think he called it "The Return of the Musketeers." I've looked for it to no avail.
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« Reply #67 on: Aug 11, 04, 12:07:13 pm CDT »

Disney's version of the Musketeers was probably one of the best and it is hard to single out just one particular line from it.

Some of my other fav lines are from Kull the Conqueror(on Sci-Fi last night),
Ascalante: "Your bride is over 3,000 years old."
Kull: "She told me she was 19!"

and most everything from Blazeing Saddles but,the one part I always get a chuckle is when Jim and Bart are trying to get the two KKK guys attention so they can steal their outfits.

Jim: "Oh boys, lookee what I got heyuh."
(pulls Bart from behind rock)
Bart: "Hey, where da white women at?"

I'll always think that movie was ahead of it's time.
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« Reply #68 on: Aug 11, 04, 02:24:08 pm CDT »

Ferris Bueller :  Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

(and the scene where the kid in the hall is collecting money and Jeannie Bueller smacks the basket from his hand)
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« Reply #70 on: Aug 13, 04, 09:08:29 am CDT »

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« Reply #71 on: Oct 05, 04, 11:24:09 pm CDT »

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« Reply #72 on: Oct 06, 04, 03:28:04 am CDT »

"Oh, hey Ricky. Sorry I blew up your mom"

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« Reply #73 on: Oct 07, 04, 07:28:33 am CDT »

From the movie 'Divorcing Jack'.

Line delivered by Jason Isaacs as "Cow" Pat Keegan, a mobster/terrorist/bad guy as he threw a man over a balcony:

"Hmm, fastest reader I ever saw.  That was about 10 stories in 3 seconds."


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« Reply #74 on: Oct 07, 04, 07:53:09 am CDT »

Quote from: "Pathos"
I'd love to see that cast get reunited in about 8 years and do the sequel "Twenty Years After."

I understand Richard Lester did that with his cast but I've never seen the film. I think he called it "The Return of the Musketeers." I've looked for it to no avail.


I have "The Return of the Musketeers" in VHS. Never got released in the theaters. The actor who played Blancete (sp) (D'Art's servant) was killed when his horse fell on a stone road in a scene.

It's very close to 20yrs after. Kim Cattrall played D'Winters daughter (changed from son). Only real change.

Screen play was by George McDonald Fraser, like the 3 and 4 Musk movie so it had much of the same humour. It was a big darker.

To get the real sence of Fraser's humour, read his book "Pirates". Fall off our chair funny. He also did the Flashman series.

I found the movie at a specialty movie store in Toronto.
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« Reply #75 on: Oct 07, 04, 10:09:13 am CDT »

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« Reply #76 on: Oct 07, 04, 11:08:28 am CDT »

LOL!!!  I loved that moment!
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« Reply #77 on: Oct 08, 04, 11:10:59 am CDT »

Man...I've been looking for that ever since I read the book. It's never been released on DVD. I found a few reviews of it and they all agree it's not that good. They say it doesn't have the same humor as the first two. One reviewer said the actors are all too old. Well...it IS 20 years later after all!

I DO remember hearing that the guy playing Planchet died. Too bad...he was in a lot of good movies. He was in Help and he was Veruka Salt's father in Willy Wonka.

Doesn't C. Thomas Howell play Raoul? Not sure I can buy him in that role. I'm actually about to start reading the Vicomte de Bragelonne which I believe is mostly about Raoul. Not supposed to be the best of the Musketeer books but it's the next one in line so I'll give it a go!
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« Reply #78 on: Oct 08, 04, 11:13:12 am CDT »

Whoops! Forgot to quote. The above message was in response to this:

Quote from: "captblydes"
I have "The Return of the Musketeers" in VHS. Never got released in the theaters. The actor who played Blancete (sp) (D'Art's servant) was killed when his horse fell on a stone road in a scene.

It's very close to 20yrs after. Kim Cattrall played D'Winters daughter (changed from son). Only real change.

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« Reply #79 on: Oct 11, 04, 01:37:49 pm CDT »


The Producers:

just pick any line and tell you me it isnt funny!

Baby? what is this baby?! Hitler never sez ziz baby!

Hitler could paint a whole house in one day.. 2 coats!

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