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« on: Dec 29, 04, 10:16:45 am CST »

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of Anal Glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

He asks: "What the hell is Anal Glaucoma?"

She responds: "I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 29, 04, 10:22:26 am CST »

WOW!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 29, 04, 10:53:33 am CST »

"I ran out of sick days so I'm calling in dead...yeah, I'll be in tomorrow but I'll be answering only to the name Lazerous.  Thanks, see you tomorrow." <CLICK>
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