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« on: Jan 01, 05, 02:34:22 pm CST »

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Get no less then 4 speeding tickets

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« Reply #1 on: Jan 01, 05, 03:41:30 pm CST »

So what your saying is you want to break the law and possibly injure someone other then yourself?? Get a fucking clue man.

and taking a lesson from Brennan, here's something for youhttp://www.win.net/ratsnest/archive-articles21/fog0000000384.html
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 01, 05, 03:56:29 pm CST »

LOL the site suggested my resolution should be "Become a slut"

Ain't it strange?
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 01, 05, 04:04:47 pm CST »

GL,
I apologize, I hadnt realized that was some random slogan generator. I thought that was what YOU had wanted to do.
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 01, 05, 04:50:35 pm CST »

Quote from: "Phoenix McHeit"
LOL the site suggested my resolution should be "Become a slut"

Ain't it strange?


Well as my first selfless act of '05 allow me to volunteer to aid you in fullfilling your resolution my good Lady. I hate to see resolutions go unresolved! :twisted:
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 01, 05, 04:56:38 pm CST »

Thankee, sir, for your kind offer.  Only one problem that I forsee.  Doesn't the definition of slut usually involve MANY partners, not just one? ::vamp::
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 01, 05, 05:23:54 pm CST »

depnds, it can be many partners all at once or many partners one at a time.

sets up the please take a number machine.

now serving.......... :eek:
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 01, 05, 05:53:09 pm CST »

Make sure the number machine counts high enough... :twisted:
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 01, 05, 05:57:14 pm CST »

oh it will
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 01, 05, 06:50:23 pm CST »

Mine said "Bang the guy next door".

Hmmm, guess I will have to go up to Bob (ie: neighbor guy) and go "BANG". as I believe that is the only banging my husband or his wife would agree to.
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 01, 05, 06:54:08 pm CST »

ya never know do ya?
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 01, 05, 07:05:32 pm CST »

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ya never know do ya?


Yes, but I can see that conversation:  "Honey, a randomly generated New Year's Resolution said I shold band the guy next door, do you mind?"
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 01, 05, 07:21:01 pm CST »

Quote from: "Phoenix McHeit"
Thankee, sir, for your kind offer.  Only one problem that I forsee.  Doesn't the definition of slut usually involve MANY partners, not just one? ::vamp::


A slut can just involve one guy. All depends on what you do with him! 8)
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« Reply #13 on: Jan 01, 05, 07:41:55 pm CST »

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GL,
I apologize, I hadnt realized that was some random slogan generator. I thought that was what YOU had wanted to do.


NP Biker, your allowed to be slow today . . . Its national hangover day!!
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 01, 05, 11:28:58 pm CST »

Woo Hoo!!!  

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Get further into Debt

Now there's a resolution that I'll, albeit unfortunately, stick to.
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« Reply #15 on: Jan 02, 05, 12:40:07 pm CST »

In the year 2005 I resaolve to:
Generate more bad karma

Hmmmmm...Sounds like a good time.
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« Reply #16 on: Jan 02, 05, 06:01:04 pm CST »

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Make more enemies than friends.

Yeah, I'm on my way to that one already... considering the party.
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