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Circumcised
« on: Mar 29, 05, 12:25:14 pm CST »

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was

squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.



She went back to find out what was going on. He was

quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been

circumcised and he was quite itchy.



The teacher told him to go down to the principal's

office. He was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do

about it. He did it and returned to his class.



Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the

room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his

desk with his penis hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom." she screamed.

"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till

noon, she'd come and pick me up from school
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 29, 05, 01:30:07 pm CST »

And to think I know some grown men that would do the same exact thing.  And I don't mean that in a good way...... lol
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 29, 05, 05:33:20 pm CST »

:lol:  :D  :lol:
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Re: Circumcised
« Reply #3 on: Feb 10, 09, 04:59:03 pm CST »

Absolutely fantastic, I just love these...
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Re: Circumcised
« Reply #4 on: Feb 10, 09, 05:43:41 pm CST »

Almost 4 years?

I think we have a winner!

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Re: Circumcised
« Reply #5 on: Feb 10, 09, 05:55:46 pm CST »

Well considering I am new and this was actually at the top of the list for this forum I see no harm done to reply to a thread regardless of how old it is :D
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Re: Circumcised
« Reply #6 on: Feb 10, 09, 06:27:35 pm CST »

just cuz its the last corpse in the cemetery doesn't make it smell any fresher.
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Re: Circumcised
« Reply #7 on: Feb 10, 09, 06:49:28 pm CST »

Rule #1: know the rules
Rule #2: we don't post all the rules anywhere
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Re: Circumcised
« Reply #8 on: Feb 10, 09, 08:50:35 pm CST »

And now I say the magic words...

"A La Peanut Butter Sandwiches..."

And this ancient thread is now officially resurrected.





























You know...based on the attention it's been given...now we're talking about it again...

...after all these years...it's an alive thread again...

*sigh*

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Re: Circumcised
« Reply #9 on: Feb 11, 09, 06:37:46 am CST »

also its "ala peanut butter and jelly sandwiches"
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Re: Circumcised
« Reply #10 on: Feb 11, 09, 06:44:50 am CST »



Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe I should go dig up every old post and start commenting since such a silly little thing is causing such a quandry....

Not to worry, I have better things to do with my time but am just finding it so silly. So I really like this story, I commented, I am sure all hellfire shall not rain down on me for doing so....


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Re: Circumcised
« Reply #11 on: Feb 11, 09, 06:52:04 am CST »

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Re: Circumcised
« Reply #12 on: Feb 11, 09, 12:49:55 pm CST »

AAAAACK!!!!!

ZOMBIE THREAD!!!!

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Re: Circumcised
« Reply #13 on: Feb 11, 09, 01:37:56 pm CST »

It'll take more with it considering the percentage of bad peanut butter going around these days.  Salmonella anyone?
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Re: Circumcised
« Reply #14 on: Feb 11, 09, 05:28:45 pm CST »

*** crawls in hole with Blue, brings uncontaminated peanut butter, ice breakers and pop rocks. And a BIG ASS GUN, for the zombies, of course ***
« Last Edit: Feb 11, 09, 05:30:35 pm CST by Dragonamant »
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