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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 05, 03:39:55 pm CDT »

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Oooookkkaaaayyy :roll:
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 05, 04:24:38 pm CDT »

Gaston the Hedonistical Pendulous Penis

Pendulous might be right, but I'm not so sure about hedonistic...  Not to mention that the use of hedonism in the name is grammatically incorrect...
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 05, 05:46:32 pm CDT »

Excalibur the Understated Prehensile Tentacle



Gives new meaning to pulling ot out thats for sure
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 05, 11:03:59 pm CDT »

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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 05, 12:47:57 am CDT »

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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 05, 07:18:51 am CDT »

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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 05, 08:56:39 pm CDT »

Hmm, well if I had a penis, it's name would be:

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« Reply #8 on: May 25, 05, 11:17:10 am CDT »

Well if I had a penis it'd be: Attila the Unconventional Battering Ram
But since I don't my "twat is now named ruphus".  WTF?
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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 05, 12:34:49 pm CDT »

Mine was named long ago... Making this unneccesary...


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« Reply #10 on: Jun 11, 05, 01:52:32 pm CDT »

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« Reply #11 on: Jun 13, 05, 02:31:29 pm CDT »

Quote from: "Dmitri"
Mine was named long ago... Making this unneccesary...


 :wink:


Same here, course then again, I didn't name mine.All of my ex-girfreinds did. They all said the same thing " oh god, Oh God OH GOD!!!!!" So I call the bald headed bastard god.  ::cwm17::
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« Reply #12 on: Aug 09, 05, 02:53:52 am CDT »

If I had one it would be called:  "Prince Charlie the Strangely Proportioned Little Willy"

Kinda makes me glad I don't have one!   :P
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« Reply #13 on: Aug 09, 05, 06:08:16 am CDT »

Faire Name = Darth Vader the Deviant Little Willy
Real name = Darth Vader the Fierce Little Planet Crusher
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« Reply #14 on: Aug 09, 05, 07:10:34 am CDT »

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Faire Name = Darth Vader the Deviant Little Willy
Real name = Darth Vader the Fierce Little Planet Crusher


so what you are telling every rogue here is that no matter the name it's little? thanx for sharing...  :roll:
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« Reply #15 on: Aug 09, 05, 10:53:08 am CDT »

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« Reply #16 on: Aug 17, 05, 09:22:18 pm CDT »

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nuff said
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« Reply #17 on: Aug 18, 05, 06:43:44 am CDT »

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nuff said

and here i thought it would be called  "the snake in Mcrack"  :lol:
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« Reply #18 on: Aug 18, 05, 07:03:26 am CDT »

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Quote from: "LairdeGuardnMCrack"
Tom Jones the Adjustable Ferocious Beast

nuff said

and here i thought it would be called  "the snake in Mcrack"  :lol:

If its in your crack we dont wanna know about it
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« Reply #19 on: Aug 18, 05, 07:12:51 am CDT »

no worries it aint mine.  :wink:
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