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« Reply #140 on: Sep 21, 05, 01:02:10 pm CDT »

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then you must never have that problem, I unfortunatly left work earlly do to migranes


Dood! hate those...  Get better.
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It's just a matter of semantics. 
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« Reply #141 on: Sep 21, 05, 01:21:13 pm CDT »

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then you must never have that problem, I unfortunatly left work earlly do to migranes


I get one every now and then.
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« Reply #142 on: Sep 21, 05, 03:38:56 pm CDT »

stop banging your head on your desk!
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« Reply #143 on: Sep 21, 05, 05:20:22 pm CDT »

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stop banging your head on your desk!


as soon as ai get better managment





spose i better buy stock in advil then
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« Reply #144 on: Sep 21, 05, 08:06:45 pm CDT »

ok...let's all admit to the cheap stuff we once drank...

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« Reply #145 on: Sep 22, 05, 05:34:39 am CDT »

Hey, what do you mean 'once' drank!?!  Hubby-O-Mine will still splurge on a bottle of Boone's Farm once in a while..

OK, OK...

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« Reply #146 on: Sep 22, 05, 07:50:09 am CDT »

I think there is some Shlitz in the fridge...
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It's just a matter of semantics. 
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« Reply #147 on: Sep 22, 05, 07:51:43 am CDT »

cheap... cheap?  not in my house.  Unless you count Arbor Mist.
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« Reply #148 on: Sep 22, 05, 11:42:35 am CDT »

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I think there is some Shlitz in the fridge...


Ohno, here comes my inner geekness again!

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« Reply #149 on: Sep 22, 05, 01:17:21 pm CDT »

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My family just doesnt get hangovers at all, nice genetic trait


 . . . an the downside local anestetics have no effect either :(  I have just learned to watch the cartoon network while they add the stitches, staples whatever


Umm, OW!  

My rundown: rum, whiskey, brandy - no problem with hangovers; vodka, tequilla, beer, wine - pain, lots of pain.

Gin I just don't understand, taste bad, smells bad, don't drink it.
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« Reply #150 on: Sep 22, 05, 01:59:30 pm CDT »

If you puke you do not get a hangover, most of the time. ::puke::

Drinking mistakes I have made...

Do not mix all the booze under your mothers kitchen sink, it can make you very, very ill.

Do not mix 151 rum and Pepsi into a 1-liter bottle in equal amounts and go on high school field trip. results in 3 days vacation (note 6 other kids were carring 1-liter bottles with god knows what in them)

Do not take step father out and eat J E L L O all night long with mixed drinks. My mother was pissed at me when we finally stumbled home. I had to carry him.. (thank god we walked. thats the only good thing about Bar Harbor, you can walk everywhere.)
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« Reply #151 on: Sep 23, 05, 07:23:29 am CDT »

LIQUOR WARNING LABELS



Due to increasing products liability litigation,
American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's
suggestion that the following warning labels be placed
immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and
panties.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again that! you love
them.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to think you can sing.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you can logically converse with members of the
opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and
better looking than most people.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol! may cause
pregnancy.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may be a major
factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: - the crumsumpten of alcahol may maek you
tihnk you can tipe real gode.
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« Reply #152 on: Sep 23, 05, 09:23:15 am CDT »

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LIQUOR WARNING LABELS
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WARNING: - the crumsumpten of alcahol may maek you
tihnk you can tipe real gode.


 ::lol::

All of those were great but that one's the best!
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