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Annette

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« on: Oct 24, 01, 04:07:25 pm CDT »

This is what we should do:

Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna -drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the
landscape of Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally.

Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even armed men in turbans tremble.

We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die to protect them and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't left already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by lightning. We have nothing to lose.

We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet, and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of  Afghanistan with no food at all!

We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars, hardware stores, or sporting events...finding bin
Laden in some cave will be no problem.

Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh, please ... we've planned the seating
arrangements for in-laws and extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand
tribal warfare.

Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to
 know every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources. We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ... with or without the government's help!

Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women.
Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain.
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« Reply #1 on: Oct 24, 01, 05:21:39 pm CDT »

:O :O
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« Reply #2 on: Oct 24, 01, 05:50:23 pm CDT »

SIGN ME UP ! ! !
and I will the hormone pills at home ! !

Tee Hee
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« Reply #3 on: Oct 24, 01, 06:46:30 pm CDT »

And the world wonders why we Americans don't take crap from anybody:O
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« Reply #4 on: Oct 24, 01, 07:21:11 pm CDT »

I'm with you, Annette!  With one exception... I'll trade carrying canned tuna for a batleth...  8-)
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« Reply #5 on: Oct 24, 01, 09:20:35 pm CDT »

...and just before the planes reach the drop zone, tell the women the every poor turbaned son-of-a-bitch they'll meet on the ground has just spent all his grocery and pampers money in some desert strip bar :O no wait, that's almost too cruel...nahh, just right ;)
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« Reply #6 on: Oct 25, 01, 08:48:01 am CDT »

:O   Now see ?? Stuff like this is why I love Annette...(When she's not threatening to grave rob me for my corset !!)


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« Reply #7 on: Oct 25, 01, 09:18:06 am CDT »

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Orginally posted by katejustkate

             :O   Now see ?? Stuff like this is why I love Annette...(When she's not threatening to grave rob me for my corset !!)


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And you're lucky enough to live close to me too!!!

(Makes getting that Corset that much easier. )
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« Reply #8 on: Oct 25, 01, 05:47:22 pm CDT »

Geez, all of this over some boning and fabric...  OK I'm in!!!
But I can't go to war with you guys!  I'm no where near menopause...
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« Reply #9 on: Oct 25, 01, 05:49:47 pm CDT »

Neither are they, Kender Mom.
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