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It's just a matter of semantics. 
You call it a drinking problem, and I call it a reality exit strategy.

 "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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« Reply #1 on: Sep 14, 05, 01:33:38 pm CDT »

SFW or NSFW?
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 14, 05, 01:37:42 pm CDT »

Safe for work.  I checked.  Don't have liquids in your mouth though.
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 14, 05, 01:48:25 pm CDT »

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Safe for work.  I checked.  Don't have liquids in your mouth though.


What about M&Ms?
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 14, 05, 01:51:00 pm CDT »

Depends - are you the spit or swallow type.
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 14, 05, 02:01:40 pm CDT »

Hmm hard call... I alternate between sucking and chewing.
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 14, 05, 02:02:10 pm CDT »

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Yah its safe... forgot to put that on.  Dont forget to smile!
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 14, 05, 02:12:32 pm CDT »

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Yah its safe... forgot to put that on.  Dont forget to smile!


::chuckle::  yuppers.  I've seen something similar before, only it insults you for being stupid enough to believe that a monitor could take your pic...  :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 14, 05, 02:15:44 pm CDT »

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Yah its safe... forgot to put that on.  Dont forget to smile!


::chuckle::  yuppers.  I've seen something similar before, only it insults you for being stupid enough to believe that a monitor could take your pic...  :lol:


I had another that claimed to be a "hidden door" into a new national DMV database
or some crap like that.  Punch in info and get similar.
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It's just a matter of semantics. 
You call it a drinking problem, and I call it a reality exit strategy.

 "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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« Reply #9 on: Sep 15, 05, 09:59:56 am CDT »

Now that is great technology,    LMAO
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 15, 05, 04:45:03 pm CDT »

that was great
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 15, 05, 04:49:10 pm CDT »

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this -First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand
but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left and still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and
she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried
squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."
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It's just a matter of semantics. 
You call it a drinking problem, and I call it a reality exit strategy.

 "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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« Reply #12 on: Sep 16, 05, 07:33:08 am CDT »

::lol::
Thats good
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« Reply #13 on: Sep 21, 05, 11:50:05 am CDT »

I knew I shouldn't have posted my picture on the internet. They always get used for stuff like this. Fortunately, it was funny.
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