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William the Traveler

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IRISH BOY IN CONFESSION
« on: Sep 29, 05, 01:26:01 pm CDT »

IRISH BOY IN CONFESSION

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?"

Yes, Father, it is.

And, who was the woman you were with?

I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.

Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as
well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?

I cannot say.

Was it Patricia Kelly?

I'll never tell.

Was it Sheilah O'Brien?

I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.

Was it Kathleen Morgan?

My lips are sealed.

Was it Fiona Grogan, then?

Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

The priest sighs in frustration. You're a steadfast lad, Timmy Shaughnessy,
and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot
attend church mass for three months.

Be off with you now.

Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers,
What'd you get?

Timmy replies "Three month's vacation and five good leads."
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 29, 05, 04:22:34 pm CDT »

*snerks*
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 30, 05, 08:58:46 am CDT »

Ah the cunning of the Irish....

"I told you, it's my f**kin' island!!!"
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