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The 6th Rogue

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« Reply #20 on: Oct 13, 05, 01:44:27 pm CDT »

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I slept with an Uruk'Hai once...


and how much did you have to pay my mom? she give you a discount?



DAMMIT MAGE!  IT'S BEEN MONTHS SINCE I'VE SPEWED COFFEE ON MY MONITOR!!!   ::rofl2::
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« Reply #21 on: Oct 13, 05, 01:47:01 pm CDT »

My sister was killed by a Uruk'Hai, I'm gonna kick your ass.
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« Reply #22 on: Oct 13, 05, 01:47:51 pm CDT »

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My sister was killed by a Uruk'Hai, I'm gonna kick your ass.

maybe it was mages mom.  :o
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« Reply #23 on: Oct 13, 05, 01:58:51 pm CDT »

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My sister was killed by a Uruk'Hai, I'm gonna kick your ass.

 ::rofl::
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« Reply #24 on: Oct 13, 05, 02:42:39 pm CDT »

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I slept with an Uruk'Hai once...


and how much did you have to pay my mom? she give you a discount?


Dude!  You were so right.  She was awesome!  :P
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« Reply #25 on: Oct 13, 05, 02:57:25 pm CDT »

So, we have got the "Your momma" or "My Momma" as the case may be.  Covered a "My *insert family member here was killed by a Uruk'Hai"  The only one missing is:

My uncle, who happend to be Uruk'Hai committed sucide you insensitive bastard!!

Think that's all of them...
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« Reply #26 on: Oct 13, 05, 03:05:41 pm CDT »

wait if thats the Uruk'Hai  Perin fucked. That would make him.. yes.. it would!
An Uncle Fucker! ...  :D
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« Reply #27 on: Oct 13, 05, 03:12:36 pm CDT »

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wait if thats the Uruk'Hai  Perin fucked. That would make him.. yes.. it would!
An Uncle Fucker! ...  :D


No, that was Mage's mom so...shut yer fuckin' face Uncle Fucker!
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« Reply #28 on: Oct 13, 05, 03:20:21 pm CDT »

WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL...
Mage's mom's a Hai
She's a big fat Hai
She's the biggest Hai in the whole wide world...
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« Reply #29 on: Oct 13, 05, 03:24:00 pm CDT »

It's hard to be a Uruk'Hai at Yom Kippur....
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« Reply #30 on: Oct 13, 05, 05:07:27 pm CDT »

Wow, I its thick in here, and we can cut through the geek in the air with a knife
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« Reply #31 on: Oct 13, 05, 05:41:15 pm CDT »

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It's hard to be a Uruk'Hai at Yom Kippur....


Anyone know how to remove hotdog from a monitor? ::cwm3::
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« Reply #32 on: Oct 13, 05, 10:41:27 pm CDT »

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Quote from: "Cyranno DeBoberac"
It's hard to be a Uruk'Hai at Yom Kippur....


Anyone know how to remove hotdog from a monitor? ::cwm3::


No, but if you give me the sheet music I'll wing it.
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« Reply #33 on: Oct 14, 05, 11:35:41 am CDT »

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Quote from: "Macko1"
Quote from: "Cyranno DeBoberac"
It's hard to be a Uruk'Hai at Yom Kippur....


Anyone know how to remove hotdog from a monitor? ::cwm3::


No, but if you give me the sheet music I'll wing it.


 ::lol::

I'll have to google it and find it for you.   :P
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« Reply #34 on: Oct 14, 05, 11:51:50 am CDT »

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Wow, I its thick in here, and we can cut through the geek in the air with a knife


Well, *you* would know, wouldn't ya, honey?
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