Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Username: Password:

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!  (Read 4806 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Muffin McFeelie

  • Eminent Member (1000 Posts)
  • *****
  • Inebriation Level: 1
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1506
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« on: Oct 13, 05, 01:32:32 pm CDT »

cause we all know we do it in one form or another...

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/
Logged

The 6th Rogue

  • Ikariam Group
  • Illustrious Member (5000 Posts)
  • *****
  • Inebriation Level: 87
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 8246
  • The Stealth Rogue
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« Reply #1 on: Oct 13, 05, 01:46:12 pm CDT »

I see no one's tried house current or duct tape yet.  Hmmm...oh the possibilities....
Logged
King Nerd of Dorkshire.
I'm here to keep the place from being boring.
"Hey, I'm the Doctor, I can save the universe with a kettle and some string...and look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!"

LadyLaurel

  • Notorious Member (200 Posts)
  • ***
  • Inebriation Level: 0
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Posts: 223
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« Reply #2 on: Oct 13, 05, 04:17:46 pm CDT »

I love it. I sent it to several people. My husband used to make tape bombs and hide them. The cats would run through the house and right into the tape bombs talking about some funny sites.
Logged
TX Wench#886
Memories make us who we are, Dreams make us who we will become.

Nokose

  • Ikariam Group
  • Prominent Member (600 Posts)
  • ****
  • Inebriation Level: 10
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 626
  • One White Crow
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« Reply #3 on: Oct 13, 05, 04:44:03 pm CDT »

Quote from: "LadyLaurel"
I love it. I sent it to several people. My husband used to make tape bombs and hide them. The cats would run through the house and right into the tape bombs talking about some funny sites.


Tape bombs?!?!  what kind of powder did he use?   How much is too much?  (dont want to damage the house) Does the tape set them off? Do they stick to gato before they explode? :D
Logged
It's just a matter of semantics. 
You call it a drinking problem, and I call it a reality exit strategy.

 "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

1313

Adriana Wolvesbane

  • Shady Member (100 Posts)
  • ***
  • Inebriation Level: 0
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 124
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« Reply #4 on: Oct 14, 05, 12:04:25 am CDT »

I never put stuff on my cats on purpose but they always seem to find crap to get into..


Like the long hair cat that found the sticky mouse traps that were behind the water heater.

or the cat that sat on the self adheisive tile with out the protective wax paper thingie

or the cat that got a plastic bag looped on its neck and tore through the house running away from it. Try telling your mum that you did not do it since you were the one trying to liberate it from the bag
Logged
Wench#2801

Light leads to hatred, dark to delight. All of the best things happen at night.
 
The coffee isn't working! Get the Jumper Cables!

AKA Adriana Rose

The 6th Rogue

  • Ikariam Group
  • Illustrious Member (5000 Posts)
  • *****
  • Inebriation Level: 87
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 8246
  • The Stealth Rogue
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« Reply #5 on: Oct 14, 05, 08:34:36 am CDT »

Do they make tu-tu's in cat size?
Logged
King Nerd of Dorkshire.
I'm here to keep the place from being boring.
"Hey, I'm the Doctor, I can save the universe with a kettle and some string...and look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!"

Savoir Faire

  • Eminent Member (1000 Posts)
  • *****
  • Inebriation Level: 47
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 1777
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« Reply #6 on: Oct 14, 05, 08:36:11 am CDT »

now that is freakin creepy and twisted.  :eek:
Logged
Savoir Faire Is EveryWhere

The 6th Rogue

  • Ikariam Group
  • Illustrious Member (5000 Posts)
  • *****
  • Inebriation Level: 87
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 8246
  • The Stealth Rogue
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« Reply #7 on: Oct 14, 05, 08:38:37 am CDT »

Quote from: "Savoir Faire"
now that is freakin creepy and twisted.  :eek:


And I'm JUST getting warmed up there goofy.   :P
Logged
King Nerd of Dorkshire.
I'm here to keep the place from being boring.
"Hey, I'm the Doctor, I can save the universe with a kettle and some string...and look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!"

Nokose

  • Ikariam Group
  • Prominent Member (600 Posts)
  • ****
  • Inebriation Level: 10
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 626
  • One White Crow
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« Reply #8 on: Oct 14, 05, 08:44:14 am CDT »

Quote from: "The 6th Rogue"
Do they make tu-tu's in cat size?


Industrial zip tie and an old curtain...just pull the zip tie reeeaaalll tight
Logged
It's just a matter of semantics. 
You call it a drinking problem, and I call it a reality exit strategy.

 "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

1313

Maggie

  • I'm the nice one Damn It!!
  • Ikariam Group
  • Exalted Member (2000 Posts)
  • *****
  • Inebriation Level: 68
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Posts: 2874
  • Home Faire: Michigan Renaissance Festival
  • Not perfect, but still pretty damn good
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« Reply #9 on: Oct 14, 05, 08:49:59 am CDT »

Actually, a child's dress up tutu works very well.

My daughter has played 'ballerina' with our cat several times.
Logged
Maggie Baynham
The Sweete Ladye
SSPF #10
"Fuck". To you it's profanity, to me it's a physical exercise

Savoir Faire

  • Eminent Member (1000 Posts)
  • *****
  • Inebriation Level: 47
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 1777
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« Reply #10 on: Oct 14, 05, 08:53:09 am CDT »

found one..



oh wait wrong kind of cat.. i think  :D
Logged
Savoir Faire Is EveryWhere

The 6th Rogue

  • Ikariam Group
  • Illustrious Member (5000 Posts)
  • *****
  • Inebriation Level: 87
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 8246
  • The Stealth Rogue
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« Reply #11 on: Oct 14, 05, 10:19:21 am CDT »

Quote from: "Maggie"
Actually, a child's dress up tutu works very well.

My daughter has played 'ballerina' with our cat several times.


 ::lol::  ::thumbs::

I would love to see that...that cat must've been piiiiiisssseeeed!!!
Logged
King Nerd of Dorkshire.
I'm here to keep the place from being boring.
"Hey, I'm the Doctor, I can save the universe with a kettle and some string...and look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!"

Malcolm

  • Overt Member (400 Posts)
  • ***
  • Inebriation Level: 1
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 431
  • Home Faire: St Louis Renaissance Faire
    • WaterMark Photography
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« Reply #12 on: Oct 14, 05, 11:06:00 am CDT »

Due to this summer's heat, I've been trying to teach our cats to swim but haven't had much luck. The wife says I need to take them out of the sack before I throw them in, but I don't like getting scratched.
What do y'all think? Should I let the cat out of the bag, or just put a bigger rock in with it? :?
Logged
YOS,
Malcolm Abernethy
Lord DunGowen
IBRSC #1272
1608 Society
Be the best you can be... considering.
If ye canny hae fin in a kilt, ye micht an aw be English.
http://www.pbase.com/lordmalcolm

The 6th Rogue

  • Ikariam Group
  • Illustrious Member (5000 Posts)
  • *****
  • Inebriation Level: 87
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 8246
  • The Stealth Rogue
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« Reply #13 on: Oct 14, 05, 12:25:27 pm CDT »

I find a bungie cord and bowling ball provides the most entertainment in that branch of showing one's love for one's pet.
Logged
King Nerd of Dorkshire.
I'm here to keep the place from being boring.
"Hey, I'm the Doctor, I can save the universe with a kettle and some string...and look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!"

LadyLaurel

  • Notorious Member (200 Posts)
  • ***
  • Inebriation Level: 0
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Posts: 223
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« Reply #14 on: Oct 14, 05, 12:57:15 pm CDT »

Quote
or the cat that got a plastic bag looped on its neck and tore through the house running away from it. Try telling your mum that you did not do it since you were the one trying to liberate it from the bag


That happened to one of my cats a while back and Rusty was so upset running all over the house he peed himself. Every since he cannot stand the sound of rustling bags.
Logged
TX Wench#886
Memories make us who we are, Dreams make us who we will become.

Savoir Faire

  • Eminent Member (1000 Posts)
  • *****
  • Inebriation Level: 47
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 1777
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« Reply #15 on: Oct 14, 05, 12:59:43 pm CDT »

does he pee when he hears it?!  :lol:
Logged
Savoir Faire Is EveryWhere

LadyLaurel

  • Notorious Member (200 Posts)
  • ***
  • Inebriation Level: 0
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Posts: 223
ever put tape on yer cat? no? LIAR!!!
« Reply #16 on: Oct 14, 05, 01:01:13 pm CDT »

No, he just starts low walking away with his ears back. You see it was a very embarressing incident in his life.  :lol:
Logged
TX Wench#886
Memories make us who we are, Dreams make us who we will become.
Pages: [1]   Go Up