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NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
« on: Jun 07, 01, 02:40:46 pm CDT »

LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP
2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER  YOUR BONE
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF YOU  THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK
12. IF YOU GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 07, 01, 02:44:58 pm CDT »

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 07, 01, 02:51:15 pm CDT »

LOL *snarf*
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 07, 01, 11:02:07 pm CDT »

Well...so much for Cormac's keyboard. Did you get it with coffee again?
By the way...these slogans are too funny!
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 08, 01, 12:29:28 am CDT »

You are one strange, sick indivdual...I love it
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 08, 01, 07:55:12 am CDT »

Now, why didn't they use those slogans when I was in sex-ed lo those many moons ago?

And just what the hell is a moon anyway? one month?
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 08, 01, 08:23:31 am CDT »

A moon(at least by a druid definition) was the time it took for the moon to go through all her paces and return once more as a full moon.  SO basically from full face to full face
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 09, 01, 06:38:29 pm CDT »

Forget snarfin' on the keyboard, I got the whole dadburn computer..............eeewwwwwwwwww, sticky.......

But ya forgot a few, Whisper.....

Ya can't go wrong when ya protect yer schlong
If you are gonna get stuck, cover it up
It is best to fill a hole with a covered pole
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 11, 01, 04:57:45 am CDT »

But ya forgot a few, Whisper.....

I am sure I forgot more then a few more .. but that was all that came in that e-mail sent to me .....I will not take credit for writein' dem !
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 11, 01, 07:40:21 pm CDT »

An honest Rogue?  Impossible!!!!!!!
J/K
I just had to add my 2 pence...
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 22, 01, 01:53:50 am CDT »

hay as the gyt that ran the rubber duckey rubber car in a race in fla back in 1986 we have a couple on it that i will never live down.

If you get lucky remember your Rubber Ducky

and

Rubber Duck for the fit that don't quit

driving that race car 15 years ago. is a night no one will ever let me live down.
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