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Number 6's Bachelor Chili
« on: Oct 30, 07, 01:38:07 pm CDT »

Serves 4 unless you're a gifted eater, in that case it serves you...as a snack.

Ingredients:
4-6 hot dogs
one big can of B&M Baked beans (flavor of your choice, I just grab whatever's not dented)
half a brick of extra sharp cheddar (until they come out with ubersharp and then use that)
4 slices of American cheese (use the stuff sliced in the deli because that shit in individual wrappers is just plastic and makes everything taste funny)
1 cup of shredded mozzarella

Spices (varies heavily):
Minced dried onion
garlic powder
lemon pepper
curry powder
black pepper
red pepper
cayenne pepper
white pepper
(shit, if you can find pink or purple pepper toss that in too)
McCormak's salt free steak seasoning
crushed dried basil
what ever else floats your boat, etc.


How to:

1) boil the dogs in a pot until cooked
2) drain the water and drop the heat to medium, place the pot back on the burner
3) quickly coin (that's chop them into pieces, numbnuts) the dogs and throw back into the pot
4) stir around for a minute or two
5) add beans
6) season to scent, taste and mood (you want it too spicy at this point, if there is such a thing)
7) cube (that's chop it into pieces, numbnuts) and add the cheddar
8) stir until the cheddar cubes start to melt and streak into the mixture
9) add the other cheeses
10) stir over mildly lowered heat until the color is a uniform orange brown

Take it off the heat and let it sit 5 minutes as it is currently the closest approximation to lava you can make in your kitchen (unless you're Lars).  Ladle into bowls and let cool further before serving.  The reason for over spicing it at first is the cheese will calm some of the spices so you want to go overboard before the cheese goes in.

Goes great with Guinness...but then what doesn't?
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Re: Number 6's Bachelor Chili
« Reply #1 on: Oct 30, 07, 01:39:21 pm CDT »

Added note to Gardo: I expect Terri to have improved on this recipe and make it into a new form of ambrosia by Saturday.  Yeah, I know...she doesn't need that long.  :D
« Last Edit: Oct 30, 07, 02:32:37 pm CDT by The 6th Rogue »
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Re: Number 6's Bachelor Chili
« Reply #2 on: Oct 30, 07, 02:06:02 pm CDT »

It sounds good but...it's beans and franks.
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Re: Number 6's Bachelor Chili
« Reply #3 on: Oct 30, 07, 02:08:10 pm CDT »

Wow!  You figured that out all by yourself?  You deserve a cookie.
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Re: Number 6's Bachelor Chili
« Reply #4 on: Oct 30, 07, 02:10:30 pm CDT »

You're calling it chili.

Blasphemy.
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Re: Number 6's Bachelor Chili
« Reply #5 on: Oct 30, 07, 02:13:20 pm CDT »

I'm also calling you an ignatz.  So there.  :P
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Re: Number 6's Bachelor Chili
« Reply #6 on: Oct 30, 07, 02:26:58 pm CDT »

Fine.

I'll take that cookie, though.

Unless by cookie you mean...broccoli
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Re: Number 6's Bachelor Chili
« Reply #7 on: Oct 30, 07, 02:31:43 pm CDT »

AW, HELLS NO!!!!
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Re: Number 6's Bachelor Chili
« Reply #8 on: Oct 30, 07, 03:00:05 pm CDT »

To my way of thinking, it would be a mess of a meal.

To my husband it could possibly be the best guy food EVER.

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Re: Number 6's Bachelor Chili
« Reply #9 on: Oct 30, 07, 03:18:32 pm CDT »

LOL!  Yeah, it's guy food but my wife keeps it very high on her list of requested comfort foods.  I made a batch, at her request, Sunday. 
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Re: Number 6's Bachelor Chili
« Reply #10 on: Oct 30, 07, 04:35:19 pm CDT »

It does sound like a great comfort food but I'm just not big on franks and beans like Jon (aforementioned Hubby) is.  However - I have a tator tot casserole recipe that I need to post.

It's another dish that's a mess of a meal, but is high on the nummah list.
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Re: Number 6's Bachelor Chili
« Reply #11 on: Nov 05, 07, 05:03:37 pm CST »

I just got one thing to say....

**PFFFFFFFTTTTT**

sniff sniff ...  PHHHEEW!  DAMN!
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Re: Number 6's Bachelor Chili
« Reply #12 on: Nov 06, 07, 09:38:04 am CST »

So, uh...what're'ya tryin' to say there, Mage?
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Re: Number 6's Bachelor Chili
« Reply #13 on: Nov 06, 07, 09:54:11 am CST »

So, uh...what're'ya tryin' to say there, Mage?


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Re: Number 6's Bachelor Chili
« Reply #14 on: Nov 06, 07, 10:15:35 am CST »

AMEN BRUDDAH!!!!
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