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Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« on: Jan 23, 08, 05:27:57 pm CST »

So my husband came home from work last night and told me this story:

Dude.  I was driving home, which is not unusual for this time of night, and I had a classic rock station on.  'Beth' by Kiss came on and I just started thinking, 'Boy, I was in like 6th grade when this came out.  Making out with Heidi to this song, grabbin' her boobs and shit.'  Then I started to think, 'Damn, my daughter is just 2 grades lower than I was then.'  Then I started to really think about the shit I did.  5th grade and playing spin the bottle with no parents around, checking out chicks and trying to get as far as possible.  The I started to freak out - Damnit!!  My kid is just fucking like me!  Same attitude and shit.  She's 5' 3" now.  She's gonna hit her growth spurt soon.  Then she's gonna get boobs and slim down.  I had to pull over because I was throwing myself into a panic attack.

He was so upset but it was hard not to chuckle a bit. 

I told him he should worry so much.  One look at him and the boys will be terrified and I am teaching her well.  The boys should be afraid of her! 

For some reason, he was not comforted.  *snicker*
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #1 on: Jan 23, 08, 08:37:52 pm CST »

and this is why I am glad I have twin sons on the way.
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #2 on: Jan 24, 08, 08:02:51 am CST »

Oh I hear ya, I have a 14 year old daughter, 5'4 100 pounds, with red hair to the middle of her back and large blue eyes. Thank gods she still thinks boys are jerks.
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #3 on: Jan 24, 08, 08:16:44 am CST »

Having a boy you only have one dick to worry about having a girl, you have them all to worry about.

The hardest thing that I had to come to terms with when I found that I was having a girl was that and the fact that at one point in less years than I want to think about is that some guy will try to put his dick in my daughter. Though I came to terms with it it still doesn't sit right with me, especially knowing what kind of guy I am/was.

So my plan is to impart my knowledge to my daughter  to build up her armor and have my wife give her the weapons on how to see through the shit that guys like me could weave
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #4 on: Jan 25, 08, 01:31:06 am CST »

Having a boy you only have one dick to worry about having a girl, you have them all to worry about.

Well said.
my daughter may only be two, but i already have a plan for when the first little slimeball tries to take her on a date. I'm gonna answer the door wearin my kilt, armor and my sword. he'll also be greeted by her uncles Matt, Tom and Andy (all 3 are over 6 ft tall and at least 300 lbs), who will also be in armor.
Either that or I'll take my dad's advice and sit on the porch cleaning a shotgun.
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #5 on: Jan 25, 08, 05:20:17 am CST »

I'm sooooooo glad I have sons.  Cuz I can prepare em for the whole 'protective daddy' routines they're going to have to face.  The thing is... they're the sons of This Wench.  They know damn well how to treat ladies.

Now if Artos and I have a daughter.... poor thing will never date.  NO ONE will be good enough to get through 4 brothers AND dad. ;D
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #6 on: Jan 25, 08, 08:30:21 am CST »

I am so not qualified to be posting in this thread...yet.  :)  I'm enjoying reading it though.
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #7 on: Jan 25, 08, 09:51:46 am CST »

Yeah - even though you would love to be on the front steps with your swords, shotgun and shovel - that 's really not going to happen.

And logically you hope to teach your daughter well and give her the tools and support she will need to make good and safe decisions.

However, there are the times you think back to your youth and start to hyperventilate and you have to convince yourself that if you made it thru that time of your life, so should your kiddo.

But my hubby says that his mom would end his life even now if she found out about some of the things he and his buddies did back in the day.
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #8 on: Jan 25, 08, 09:59:28 am CST »

What's the old addage?  All a girl needs is a strong sense of self worth and a black belt in Aikido?
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #9 on: Jan 25, 08, 10:04:02 am CST »

But my hubby says that his mom would end his life even now if she found out about some of the things he and his buddies did back in the day.

DON'T SAY THAT!!!  My boys are complete Angels!  Right?  ........ right? :o
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #10 on: Jan 25, 08, 10:08:23 am CST »

*snicker*  Total and complete angels hun.  Really.

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Just like you were at that age.

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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #11 on: Jan 25, 08, 10:33:11 am CST »

*snicker*  Total and complete angels hun.  Really.

 :angel:

Oh good!  *whew*

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Aww CRAP!!!
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #12 on: Jan 25, 08, 11:38:21 am CST »

No personal experience here but....

I knew a belted knight in Calontir who was about 6.5 feet tall by 4 ft wide who had a couple of friends the same size.  (all muscle btw)  He said when his daughter dated, the three of them would meet the kid at the door and say "Where are we going kid?  If it's a movie we want popcorn."

*snort*  Somehow I don't doubt they would do it.
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #13 on: Jan 25, 08, 11:40:06 am CST »

Aww CRAP!!!

*grin*  One of these days, I would really love to hear stories..........
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #14 on: Jan 25, 08, 05:36:41 pm CST »

OK the timing on this is just too goddam creepy.  Lemme set the stage for y'all.  I'm getting dinner ready & the phone rings - it's a galpal of Second Son (Tank).  They're talking for awhile, then he hangs up.  Has an awful look on his face.  I ask him what's wrong.

Apparently, a girl that he knew vaguely last year (and had a crush on him last year) still has said crush, only has decided to take it to her delusional further level.  Now, apparently, she's telling anyone who will listen that she's preggers and Tank is daddy.

I'm livid!!!  First of all, he's 13.  If SHE needs some warped kind of attention, fine, but Don't Bring My Son Into It, Psycho-Kid!  I can't friggin believe this! 

Of course, I called her dad (who is clueless btw) and raised holy hell.  Still waiting to hear back from him after he speaks to his daughter.  That's the LAST thing Tank needs to follow him around.

I'm gonna kill someone.....  >:( >:(
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #15 on: Jan 25, 08, 06:16:12 pm CST »

My daughter is 22 now and a member of the IWG. She was also a "Faire Slave" at NYRF for a few years. She used to hide her boyfriends from me when she was younger. I used to have a story about having a shotgun, a shovel and a whole mountain to play with. heheheh.

Needless to say, she bein' a Jersey Girl, she was taught to kill at a very early age by her mother, another Jersey Girl and also a member of the IWG, besides the Royal Privateers Guild. Between myself and me piratical wife, I think we did a pretty good job of equiping her to handle most things in life.

A key to raising a daughter there, Gardo. Stay involved in her life. Make sure she knows she can talk to you about absolutely anything, with out the worry of being killed on the spot. Most kids are still going to hide things from the 'rents, but if your daughter trusts and respects you, they won't hide the really important stuff. You should be alright.

I do like the idea about the "beefy" greeting on a first date though. heheheh. A friend of mine did that. Him and his cousins are all over 6' 2" and close to 300 lbs each. He made sure they were all over his house playing cards when his daughter's boyfriend came over to the house for the first time.  :D
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #16 on: Jan 29, 08, 10:38:24 am CST »

Heh....Dmitri said he'll be on the porch SHARPENING his shotgun...when i asked why sharpening, he said "so the kid will KNOW I'm crazy"!  :D

I told him not to worry though.  I plan on greeting Kaity's suitors with a nice cup of tea....with saltpetre in it....   ;)
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #17 on: Jan 29, 08, 10:53:43 am CST »

Yikes! 

Saltpetre - all the end results of priapism without the useful first symptom.
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #18 on: Jan 29, 08, 11:15:35 am CST »

Yikes! 

Saltpetre - all the end results of priapism without the useful first symptom.

*goes scurrying for a dictionary*

 :o :o :o  OMG!

Damn, 6th.  That's a visual that'll be there awhile.
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Re: Fathers with daughters and the trouble it causes
« Reply #19 on: Jan 29, 08, 11:21:48 am CST »

(saltpetre: white ...and yes, salty....ingredient in gunpowder.  also used by franciscan monks in days of yore to kill erections & therby their libido)


at least he can't use the line "sit on my lap & we'll talk about the 1st thing that pops up.   

hee? :D
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